Luach.com is kind of like the frum Craigslist. Just like Craigslist, the site is stuck in the stone age of internet classifieds and just like Craigslist it is filled with funny stuff. There’s everything from breast pump gimmicks to shidduch services and shidduch classified ads, which I didn’t see the last time I looked on Luach. I am super psyched about the shidduch classified ads because they are hilarious. I copied and pasted a bunch of them for your pleasure below. They are really priceless.
Brooklynwonderful girl where are you? do YOU KNOW OF a sweet kind slim attractive girl non-smoker,NEVER married, college a plus, professional a plus, in excellent health, aged 23 to 33. let’s trade profiles and pictures and see if we have interest to talk about a date. excellent shadchans with the right girls….contact me…or maybe your daughter/cousin, friend, co-worker is the right girl….contact me at ashrei… oh for your information about the boy we have: he’s slim muscular handsome 5’9″ good job who grad with TOP HONORS from ALL Yeshivah AND 3 college degrees (bachelors,masters,doctorate) What a nice guy too…and has a great sense of humor. Pleasant singing voice too at the Shabbos table… (posted 5/7; updated 5/16) Send to a friend
London / Manch., ENGshidduch for 4 boys Posted by: “yhemw165” com Hi, I am currently seeking a shidduch for 4 boys from williamsburg. These boys come from the nicest and most open minded families. Open minded is not the norm over there, so they are having a difficult time finding a mate on that side of town. They are willing to give it a shot and see if perhaps another type, such as yeshivish litvish would work for them. Two of these boys are still learning. Two are working boys. I was classmate to the sister of two of these boys and student to the mother of the other two. They are looking for a sweet, down to earth and frum girl, who is aware of the tznius dress code. If you know of someone who is looking, please let me know. these boys are ages 24 to 26. this is a jackpot, these are outstanding people and the boys are superb. Thank you Esther Malky yhemw… (posted 5/6) Send to a friend
Chicago, ILsomeone i know is looking for shidduch a ffb guy who is in late 30’s looking for shidduch. he is tall ,sweet kind and caring. he is yeshivish , and is interested in jerusalem, and meir shearim. he is open minded he is looking for someone who likes to study hebrew texts and frum. he does not care about the way the girl dresses . he is looking for a bt or convert, or an open minded frum from birth who is also into davening and tefillah and israel, and open minded the way he is . he is looking for someone serious in getting married . he does not want a computer in the house anyone interested in him please contact him directly. i do not have anything to do with this. 347-661-2946 (posted 4/26) Send to a friend
Great Necklooking for beshert a ffb frum man looking for his beshert. he is looking for a woman who open minded, frum, into davening and tefillah, likes israeli or jewish music, he likes jerusalem, meir shearim, tzfat, he likes to analyze hebrew texts . he is in late 30 ‘s . he does not want a computer in the house . he is yeshivish so he is looking for a woman who is yeshivish . i do not have anything to do with this if interested please call him directly # 347-661- 2946 franfrumow… (posted 4/26)Send to a friend
Passaic / Cliftonlooking for beshert a ffb frum man looking for his beshert. he is looking for a woman who open minded, frum, into davening and tefillah, likes israeli or jewish music, he likes jerusalem, meir shearim, tzfat, he likes to analyze hebrew texts . he is in late 30 ‘s . he does not want a computer in the house . he is yeshivish so he is looking for a woman who is yeshivish . i do not have anything to do with this if interested please call him directly # 347-661- 2946 janedo2… (posted 4/26) Send to a friend
Brooklyn46 y.o doctor looking for wife 46 y.o orthodox (Baal tshuva) doctor from Israel, now live and study in NYC Ashkenazi looking for single newer married(never broke shiduh) in childbirth age 3479945594 (posted 4/21) Send to a friend
Passaic / Cliftonperson who contacted me please resend it tom or your telepohe as i am interested in your daughter and son. Thanks Tamar matzobal… (posted 4/21) Send to a friend