Flotilla sounds a lot like Tortilla

So while everyone is going nuts over this Flotilla raid, all I can think of is how much it sounds like tortilla. I didn’t feel like doing a whole spoof on it, so I started day dreaming about the Israelis boarding the flotilla armed with salsa as the Turks threw tortillas at them. Am I the only one thinking that there must be some sort of corn industry subliminal marketing within this whole Israeli Flotilla PR nightmare?  Imagine corporate sponsored terrorism to put certian products into the public eye? I just hope Gucci doesn’t create a fashionable suicide belt.