I was reading an article about the shidduch situation in Washington Heights the other day and one of the girls mentioned has the last name of “Nutkis” which in my mind beats out Shmukler and Lipshitz – the two worst Jewish last names I can think of. On a side note, my buddies dad’s name is Richard Wiggler and my friend had a teacher named Richard Handler. There was this kid in high school with the last name of Kanoff and I always wondered if he had anyone by the name of Jerry Kanoff in his family.
Other terrible Jewish last names include:
Dickter
Dickman
Dickstein
Klitnick
Klitman
Klitstein
Kunstler
Kuntslinger
Hyman
Livshitz
Leebshitz
Volvuvsky
Sacks
Fuchs
Nutkis seems to stick out as the worst one….
Jewish last names that would suck if they existed:
Shitstein
Shitman
Clitsky
Slutner
Clitoruvich