Ebay listing: Pay me to wear tznius clothing – no joke

This is such a good idea – I kind of feel like posting an ad that says – I will make z’man krias shema or stop telling loshon horah for a week. I could use the money, besides, isn’t this the same thing as when campus kiruv rabbis tell you that if you learn with them for the semester you will get a free trip to Israel or something?  See the ebay tznius clothing