I don’t know if you’re aware, but there’s this Festival of Lights thing that’s happening tonight. Jews celebrate it. They light candles or oil and publicize the miracle and clog up their arteries with deep-fried foods.
But where, you may ask, did it all start? And I’d tell you that the best person to ask is someone who was there. In the front row, playing dreidel, and warning all the learners and fighters when the Greeks were about to show up….