Shaindy.com has closed

shaindy1The Orthodox Jewish community was shocked this morning upon hearing that their major source for discreet extramarital affairs, Shaindy.com was closing its doors. Shaindy.com was a risky venture, opening its doors to frum couples who just couldn’t wait until mikvah night to have sex during this shaky economy, a time when luxury items like extramarital affairs were competing with rising tuition costs and making people choose between keeping cholov yisroel or their marriages intact.

While Shaindy.com did claim to have a large membership, sources tell us that based on website traffic a whois search and other extraneous factors Shaindy.com was merely a fabricated site with a sole purpose of blackmail. We spoke to several people involved in the Five Town’s swinger ring who admitted that they would rather use Craigslist, a free service for no-strings attached sex, extramarital affairs and frum hookups, than give their credit card to someone who may charge them enormous fees to clear their name. “Imagine what would happen to my children’s shidduch resume if it was found out that mommy and tatty were swingers” said one man, who spoke to FS-News on condition of anonymity.

Shaindy.com being a scam is up for debate, but a close look throughout the site would reveal similarities between it and the other so called “frum porn” sites. It was a poorly built website with stories that had “WAY TOO MUCH CAPITALIZATION” that takes us back to the days when people would indulge in over use of the caps lock key in chat rooms in order to be noticed.

The only comment we could get from the owner of Shaindy.com was “Baruch Hashem, it’s over – the site was such a flop because Jews are too cheap and craigslist is free.”

We at FS-News are wondering if the frum sex ads in the casual encounter section of Craigslist will now swell once again. No pun intended.

While this article is fiction – Shaindy.com has in fact closed their doors