I was at a sheva brachos desert this shabbos, and after the person who gave the torah sat down, the father of the kid who got married told him to start up a zemer.
The man who was a bit older, responded with one of those “old man I’m too tired” sighs and said…
“I’ve already blown my load”
But he didn’t just end with that – he said it repeatedly, “I’ve blown my load” was said at least three times – and luckily I didn’t have to suppress my laughter because no one copuld really understand what my buddy and I were laughing at.
I am sure some of you have divrei torah bloopers – lets hear em.