Do you have a crappy Jewish last name?

I am sure it is not just us Jews that have really bad Jewish last names. But this list is all I could think of. I also thought of some really cool Jewish last names so read on.

Crappy Jewish last names:

Dickter

Dickman

Dickstein

Schmuckler

Klitnick

Klitstein

Kunstler

Livshitz

Leebshitz

Lipshitz

Volvuvsky

Cool Jewish last names:

Chill

Calm

Iseberg

Goodfriend

Friends

Kadosh

Wigler (besides for the fact my buddies dads name is Richard Wigler- – which isn’t nearly as bad as Richard Handler)

Any other cool or crappy Jewish last names?