Random thoughts in my head

I have all these thoughts in my head that aren’t really full posts so I figured I would compile all the craziness that has been swishing around in my mind today. I am wondering – should I devote one post a day to a short random thought? What do you think?

Is it me or do Kohanim look like zombies or frankenstein when they duchen? They have their arms outstretched shake from side to side and most of the time sound like a bunch of dying cows.

Have you ever pretended to follow along when they were laining by just skipping pages when everyone else did? Do you think it makes you appear frummer than you are?

When is the last time you faked shmona esray? I think mine was during high school – I used to be so spaced out I would just wait for three people to finish and then sit down.