Top ten middle east facebook status updates

I’m not actually yet, I just wanted to post this. Its from Bangitout.com

10. Israel and Hamas joined the group: Cease Fire

9. Hamas left the group Cease Fire and received a gift from Iran

8. Israel poked the United Nations, no response

7 Israel created the event “Cast Lead”; Hamas is attending and has invited civilians

6. Israel and Hamas are no longer in a relationship

5. Egypt, Jordan and Saudi Arabia are now fans of Israel
4. The world commented on Israel/Hamas status

3. Hamas posted a new photo album and tagged civilians

2. The United Nations posted an event “New Cease Fire Resolutions” The US maybe attending; Hamas and Israel are not attending

1. Hamas is no longer on facebook. Palestinian Authority and Israel are now friends