Is CalmKallahs.com just Frum porn in disguise

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For those of you that have never visited CalmKallahs.com you should get your butts over there for possibly the funniest frum forum on the web. Calm Kallahs is supposedly a wedding planner site, but I think thats just the cover up because I have no doubt in my mind, they knew what a gold mine it was to have a frum sex forum.

When visiting Calm Kallahs simply head over to the forum section and you will notice four separate forums with “intimate” in the headings. But thats not all, clicking on “Newlywed matters” will bring you to posts featuring wedding night tips, bikini and tichel, and one entitled “doggie” which is about someone trying to figure out what doggy style is- hilarious as I said.

You can also click on the halacha forum to find out if you can get a heter for masturbation, if your wife can swallow your seed, or if you can get kinky and let others watch you have sex. Obviously its just another excuse for horny “frum” young men and women to post about topics which they really don’t halachically care about because its all too obvious. I mean who in their right minds would think its halachically ok for others to watch you have sex, jeez!!!

But people don’t come (no pun intended) to Calm Kallahs to talk about halacha and newlywed matters, they really come to look at and once in a while reply to the threads on the Intimate Matters for men or women forums. Just based on views vs. postings alone you might say that people are just here for the closest thing imaginable to frum porn. It seems a bit odd to have a forum with 2 threads and 2,000 views.

There are so many interesting and hilarious forums on Calm Kallahs I cannot really get to it all, in fact you all can tell me in the comments anything really whack you found on the site. Its one of those sites that is amazing for killing time and providing you with lots of laughs. If your in the market for frum porn, it is really the closest thing you can get- I mean where else do you have frum people talking about getting it on in the bathroom at a Shweky concert or whether or not some folks do it through a sheet.

I am shocked that this site has not been banned or shut down yet…

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