Do you have frummy motzei shabbos sydrome?

I have always wondered why all frummies did on Saturday nights was eat pizza?

I have always wondered why me and my friends would hang around for hours debating what to do like a bunch of friends arguing at Blockbuster and finally everyone would agree on pizza. What on earth were we thinking?

Turns out that DR’s  have recently discovered a new psychological disorder and have added it to the DSM.

FMSS- or frummy motzei shabbos syndrome (coined by Jacob Da Jew- who found himself on another boring pizza filled saturday night in Brooklyn) is sort of like Tesacs, seems like Ashkenzic Jews in large coastal cities seem most affected.

Do you have FMSS?

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