The Jewish Walk of Shame (video)

Video Synapses for all of you who can’t follow my speedy talking:

Ever get to shul and you just can’t find a siddur, or the siddur rack is all the way up front and everyone gets to stare at the newcomer as you frantically try and look for a siddur to suit you. A non Tehilas Hashem in a Chabad shul or maybe an artscroll siddur in one of those hole in the wall shteibles that have nothing but chassidic siddurs with weird fonts?

What about waking up late for shul and being the only man walking down the street? All those stroller wheeling ladies know its too late for you to be returning from hashkama minyan.