No I don’t know you, but you invited me on Facebook

I am approaching 1400 friends on facebook, which means I get invited to multiple events every day- some of them pretty personal ones like weddings, engagement parties and graduation events. I have always wondered what would happen if I were to show up at one of these events- since I feel that people are too lazy to invite individual people and just invite all their “friends” half of which they haven’t seen in 15 years.

Frum Satire attends a random engagement party:

Host: Hi I’m not sure we’ve met…

Me: Mazel Tov, Mazel Tov (turn around to the food table)

Host: (taps me on back) excuse me do I know you?

Me: No but the dude getting engaged invited me

Host: Um thats me…who are you…why are you eating my food?

Me: You invited me on facebook (as I try to stuff my pockets with food before being asked to leave)

Frum Satire goes to a wedding shower he was invited to on facebook:

Random girl: This shower is for girls only, you know that?

Another Random Girl: What’s he doing here?

Girl getting married: (whispers to friend) I don’t know him either, get him out of here!

Me: So when do you all take your clothing off? (joking)

Me: Who wants to open my present first?

First girl with authority: Uh I have no idea who you are, but this party was only for girls. Did any of you ladies invite this guy here?

Me: Actually I received at least 3 different invitations on Facebook

So who wants to start going to random events that I get invited to on Facebook?

Oh and for marketing can you people become Facebook Fans