Instructional video on being a Lubavitcher

There is more to Lubavitchers then crushed hats and singing Al Teera after alenu. You can’t just say “the Rebbe says” before everything you say and be considered one of them. Its not about knowing your local shliach, or knowing when the Rebbe was nifter. Nope- its about that and a whole lot more- if you want to actually infiltrate into their clan- you have to know a lot of things, like when the Frediger Rebbe was from prison, or what the heck a Sudas Moshiach is- you have to know about the bochrim list and about Shmais. Do you even know what Shmais is? Exactly- you can only wish you were that Lubavitch literate.