Everyone wants to be a shadchun these days

Shidduch pitches made by people you probably don’t know and know nothing about you, all start the same way. Here is my list of starting lines:

Parents Friends: Your son would be so perfect for our niece…

Kiddush: Are you as serious about finding your bashert as you are about the cholent…

Old Ladies: Oh my granddaughter is so sweet…

Rebetzins: So vut do you vant?

Newlyweds:
I have some friends; tell me your stats…

Old Men:
You should speak to my daughter, she knows tons of people…

Shabbos Table: Normal conversation and then a long drawn out Soooo…

Professional Shadchun: Nu give me the rundown…

Hotels(usually someone sitting in the lobby waiting for kids): You seem like a great guy…

Shull:
I noticed that you didn’t have a sheitle/talis on…

Weddings-Simchas:
Hey you see that girl over there…

Friend’s wife: I have some great friends who are still single…

Work: I meant to ask, are you seeing anybody…