The Shavuot Post

Have an awesome shavuos everyone.

The first ever Sinai Stock Music Festival was reminiscent of other festivals for its scenery and wilderness experience. Held in the beautiful Mt Sinai Desert region this festival was anything but normal. I arrived upon the seen and swear that there must have been at least 600,000 men there alone not including the numerous women and children roaming the massive concert venue. Before the sold out show even started- it began to thunder and lightning and the crowd roared with the anticipation of seeing one of the greatest rock bands ever to grace the stage of the Sinai Stock Music Festival.

The headliner of the day was the stoner rock band Ten Commandments with special guest Guns and Moses. It was said that the venue was quite small for there were so many other stages of grandeur size, yet when Guns and Moses came out onto stage he immediately looked out to his surprise to find that another stage had been set up by the Satanic rock group the Golden Calves. He immediately dropped the Ten Commandments off of the play bill and some folks even saw them break up.

I was merely on the sidelines watching the whole frenzy chilling with the Levi Jeans people who were the main sponsors of the event. Not wanting to breach their contract with Guns and Moses, they didn’t join in on the mosh pit at the Golden Calves show. Boy were those Golden Calves putting on a show, fire was everywhere and it looked like gold was flying into and out of the pyrotechnics show, I feared that it may be another a Great White Fiasco. Unbelievable man, I was mamish shvitzing from all the action that when the lead singer for Guns and Moses canceled the Ten Commandments show I almost fainted with disappointment. Luckily I wasn’t in the pit, for those satanic rockers all looked to be dead, it may have been the deadly micro brewed bear from the Broken Tablet Brewing Co. Maybe from all the heat and excitement or maybe from the thunderous roar of Guns and Moses the rather loud hair metal band taking the stage and announcing that the Ten Commandments will not be playing Sinai Stock that day.