JewHoo was a Yahoo knockoff portal site popular among, well, Jews in the 1990s. The one timeless archive is the jokes section, the jokes which surprisingly there weren’t a whole lot of. Here they are. From the Great Beyond For…
The main font used is The font is Friz Quadrata, which every ArtScroll book used in the 80s. For the fancy script at the bottom you need LeGriffe DOT Regular. Remember to condense it a little. I personally will superimpose…
For when you don’t know the real word and at this point you’re too afraid to ask. A freilechen Chanukah/Purim Al Vashalom Aybishter Babamaysa Bezdin Bidee’eved. Buchshmoi Chap arain Chutzpadik Emirtzah Hashem (Im*yirtzah) Epis (“a little something”). Frekdagemara Fuhgeddabouddittt!!! Furalla…
Swiped from: http://www.jewswithquestions.com/index.php?/topic/283-71-reasons-not-to-talk-to-guys-from-frumalltheway/#entry1720 . H/T Avital Sivan 1) It’s assur (the source is in the Igros Moshe, and somwhere else)2) Most parents don’t let, and if they find out they’ll kill you, you’ll lose all your privileges, it takes years…
R’ Eli Mansour: I forgot my wallet. Can you pay? Eli Schwebel: How much do you weigh? Yechiel Stern: How much does your father make? R’ Avi Pollak: How do I compare to the Shadchan’s description? Motty Herman: Do you…
In Parshas Noach 2020 Rabbi Binyomin Pruzansky posted a video showing how he “gets high” on the Boirei Oilam and it’s “such a chill.” Among the Yeshivish it’s become a meme. Here’s a collage. One wonders if this is yet…
Judges Are JewishJuries Are Goyish Packing all the mini hotel shampoos is JewishUsing them is Goyish Ordering family style is JewishOrdering a la carte is Goyish Cruises are JewishWalking tours are Goyish Laugh-In was JewishHee Haw was Goyish Grabbing lox…
So the Synagogue got really fed up with its Rabbi. The Executive Committee met and not-too-reluctantly, concluded that they’d have to let him go. Trouble was – who’d want to take him – especially if it got out that he’d…
“I am your father’s brother’s nephews cousin’s former roommate.” “What does that make us?” “Absolutely Nothing! Which is what you’re about to become.”
They manage the home, raise the children and provide for their families, but they’re discriminated against and shut out of Haredi political power. A group of women is fighting for change, and they aren’t scared of getting ostracized Hagai Amit | Feb.…
One you can’t get unless you’re there on Shabbos, the other you can’t get unless you’re there on eBay!
Yaron Cohen, the owner of CrossFit Gym in Bet Shean, announced that contrary to the new social distancing rules on “non essential services” like gyms, he won’t close his gym. He explained that, since he doesn’t have a lobby to…
With Corona season upon us for the foreseeable future, the only camps opening up will be backyard camps, if that. These camps need to have names. Here are twenty five to choose from. Camp Covid Camp Rona Camp Covid Chai…
Amar’e Stoudemire for years has identified as a historic Israelite, and may be undergoing the final stages of his conversion process. Let’s bid him only the best of luck! The Twitter community has been supportive of him, but let’s face…
