Sequel to the original Best ways to mess with BT’s post.
Tell them that you cannot eat anything on succos resembling an etrog for fear of eating the actual etrog;
Tell them that they must not sleep at all on Rosh Hashanah;
Tell them to bow 5 times each time we do Alenu on Yom Kippur;
Tell them they [...]
Best ways to mess with BT’s during the High Holidays
October 27th, 2008 · 32 Comments
Tags: BT · Rosh Hashanah · Yom Kippor · shul · sukkos
Video of the Crown Heights Simchas Bais Hashoeva
October 24th, 2008 · 28 Comments
This is the only video I could really put up but it pretty much shows what goes on- a happy time of dancing and chilling, mostly. This was just a random video and like most frummies Lubavitchers do not like being put on tape- I do enjoy the one guy at the end who screams [...]
Tags: Lubavitchers · video
How do shake your lulav? (video)
October 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
For all of you who don’t already know- I have an extensive collection of my own videos as well as my favorites on You Tube. To see my most popular videos- go to You Tube page and click on “most viewed or “most discussed”.
Tags: stand up · sukkos · video
Israelis decorate their sukkah with Christmas decorations
October 16th, 2008 · 22 Comments
I found out that in Israel many people use old Christmas decorations sold in the shuk for Sukkos decorations. Apparently they are sold at a discount and many Charedi people have no idea what they are. So much so that I heard some stories of Americans going to very frum peoples houses and seeing big [...]
Tags: Frum Satire · Israel · sukkos
Why do cheesy carnivals and uncle moishy come to mind?
October 16th, 2008 · 5 Comments
Whenever I think of lame Chol Hamoed Sukkos I think of Uncle Moishy and closed off streets in Borough Park filled with cheesy rides and families with all the kids dressed alike. I also think of overpriced Jewish concerts in Brooklyn College that advertise family seating and separate seating as well.
Oh and let us not [...]
Tags: New York Metro · music · sukkos
I would rather stomachs poking me then lulavs
October 15th, 2008 · 11 Comments
A protruding stomach covered in the smooth material of a bekishe bumped into me, and begged me to push the line a long. The Rabbi announced that everyone should push the tables against the bima so that people could make a complete circle, but all I could think about was the hilarity of the situation, [...]
Tags: sukkos
How do you shake your lulav?
October 13th, 2008 · 11 Comments
So there you are standing in shull about to shake your lulav and boom you notice the guy in front of you shaking it a different way then you tend to shake, sizing him up quickly with his gray beard and black hat you decide that he is probably more knowledgeable then you in these [...]
Frum Satire Videos of recent note
October 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I am always posting videos to my you tube account, here are two of recent note. The first is pertaining to the recent artscroll/Birnbaum post. The second video are some sukkos thoughts of mine.
Artscroll vs. Birnbaum
Sukkos Thoughts
Tags: Frum Satire · Rosh Hashanah · sukkos
I can never find my place in Slichos!!!
September 21st, 2008 · 24 Comments
You know how I can tell the high holiday season is upon us?
Besides for the fact that I just clopped my chest a million times asking forgiveness for sins that I don’t even know the meaning to. What the heck is sinning scornfully anyway? No its not really that, clopping your chest is a daily [...]
Tags: Yom Kippor · fast days · rosh hashana · shul · sukkos



