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Best ways to mess with BT’s during the High Holidays

October 27th, 2008 · 32 Comments

Sequel to the original Best ways to mess with BT’s post.
Tell them that you cannot eat anything on succos resembling an etrog for fear of eating the actual etrog;
Tell them that they must not sleep at all on Rosh Hashanah;
Tell them to bow 5 times each time we do Alenu on Yom Kippur;
Tell them they [...]

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Tags: BT · Rosh Hashanah · Yom Kippor · shul · sukkos

Video of the Crown Heights Simchas Bais Hashoeva

October 24th, 2008 · 28 Comments

This is the only video I could really put up but it pretty much shows what goes on- a happy time of dancing and chilling, mostly. This was just a random video and like most frummies Lubavitchers do not like being put on tape- I do enjoy the one guy at the end who screams [...]

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Tags: Lubavitchers · video

How do shake your lulav? (video)

October 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

For all of you who don’t already know- I have an extensive collection of my own videos as well as my favorites on You Tube. To see my most popular videos- go to You Tube page and click on “most viewed or “most discussed”.

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Tags: stand up · sukkos · video

Israelis decorate their sukkah with Christmas decorations

October 16th, 2008 · 22 Comments

I found out that in Israel many people use old Christmas decorations sold in the shuk for Sukkos decorations. Apparently they are sold at a discount and many Charedi people have no idea what they are. So much so that I heard some stories of Americans going to very frum peoples houses and seeing big [...]

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Tags: Frum Satire · Israel · sukkos

Why do cheesy carnivals and uncle moishy come to mind?

October 16th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Whenever I think of lame Chol Hamoed Sukkos I think of Uncle Moishy and closed off streets in Borough Park filled with cheesy rides and families with all the kids dressed alike. I also think of overpriced Jewish concerts in Brooklyn College that advertise family seating and separate seating as well.
Oh and let us not [...]

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Tags: New York Metro · music · sukkos

I would rather stomachs poking me then lulavs

October 15th, 2008 · 11 Comments

A protruding stomach covered in the smooth material of a bekishe bumped into me, and begged me to push the line a long. The Rabbi announced that everyone should push the tables against the bima so that people could make a complete circle, but all I could think about was the hilarity of the situation, [...]

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Tags: sukkos

How do you shake your lulav?

October 13th, 2008 · 11 Comments

So there you are standing in shull about to shake your lulav and boom you notice the guy in front of you shaking it a different way then you tend to shake, sizing him up quickly with his gray beard and black hat you decide that he is probably more knowledgeable then you in these [...]

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Tags: shul · sukkos

Frum Satire Videos of recent note

October 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I am always posting videos to my you tube account, here are two of recent note. The first is pertaining to the recent artscroll/Birnbaum post. The second video are some sukkos thoughts of mine.
Artscroll vs. Birnbaum

Sukkos Thoughts

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Tags: Frum Satire · Rosh Hashanah · sukkos

I can never find my place in Slichos!!!

September 21st, 2008 · 24 Comments

You know how I can tell the high holiday season is upon us?
Besides for the fact that I just clopped my chest a million times asking forgiveness for sins that I don’t even know the meaning to. What the heck is sinning scornfully anyway? No its not really that, clopping your chest is a daily [...]

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Tags: Yom Kippor · fast days · rosh hashana · shul · sukkos