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Shidduch Crisis Solutions: The Meet Market

November 2nd, 2008 · 27 Comments

I got stuck reading Marie Claire this shabbos and read about a Meet Market in China. Parents in Shanghai are fed up that their children are spending more time at work and less time trying to get married. Since 1996 parents have been meeting on Saturday mornings in this big public square with pictures and [...]

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Tags: shidduch

Shidduch Blog Carnival

October 5th, 2008 · 15 Comments

Shidduch Bloggers = Frum Emo, when I thought of it I felt brilliant, but now I am having second thoughts. Its not so smart to poke fun at a whole niche of bloggers and then link them (although I am thinking of doing a roast of the JBlogsphere). But for all those who care- I [...]

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Tags: · Segula · shidduch

Baltimore hires full time shadchun to combat shidduch crisis

September 16th, 2008 · 23 Comments

I was in Baltimore this past shabbos and while reading one of the local free papers there was an article about Baltimore hiring a full time shadchun paying him 75k a year with hopes that it will alleviate the shidduch crisis. All I have to say is this, aren’t there way too many shadchuns already? [...]

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Overweight girl tries to coerce a bachur to go out with her

September 14th, 2008 · 71 Comments

Dear overweight readers of my blog, I am not poking fun at overweight people, I myself have some love handles- and if I were a hipster and wore tight jeans I would have a huge muffin top though I wouldn’t have crumbs on top. But basically I am picking apart a letter sent by an [...]

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Tags: Girls · shidduch · yeshivish

How some people find my site in google

September 4th, 2008 · 15 Comments

I haven’t posted my search terms for some time- I used to do it quite often because it was funny- especially that frum porn is searched for so much. I wonder if thats a good thing? I just hope no one is looking for nude pictures of me.
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How frummies utilize the brims of their black hats

August 12th, 2008 · 11 Comments

For some reason I got in a mood to write classic frum satire stuff this week.
Apparently there is a crisis within the shidduch crisis that many of us are not aware of, I was speaking to a girl who is in the parsha as the more yeshivish people like to call someone who is dating [...]

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Tags: Charedim · Girls · shidduch · yeshivish

Do you think frum women hyphenating their names is a problem?

August 7th, 2008 · 39 Comments

Thank you ChanieF who sent this article from Crown Heights Info on over to me- it pertains to women hyphenating their names and retaining their maiden names after marriage and how its a problem. Fine, maybe it is maybe its not- I really don’t care nor do I have an opinion. BUT when the article [...]

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Tags: Feminism · Lubavitchers · shidduch