Sequel to the original Best ways to mess with BT’s post.
Tell them that you cannot eat anything on succos resembling an etrog for fear of eating the actual etrog;
Tell them that they must not sleep at all on Rosh Hashanah;
Tell them to bow 5 times each time we do Alenu on Yom Kippur;
Tell them they [...]
Best ways to mess with BT’s during the High Holidays
October 27th, 2008 · 32 Comments
Tags: BT · Rosh Hashanah · Yom Kippor · shul · sukkos
How do shake your lulav? (video)
October 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
For all of you who don’t already know- I have an extensive collection of my own videos as well as my favorites on You Tube. To see my most popular videos- go to You Tube page and click on “most viewed or “most discussed”.
Tags: stand up · sukkos · video
Hoshana Rabba Hilarity
October 20th, 2008 · 4 Comments
We shake our lulavs for 7 days straight and then we bang our hoshanas for 3 seconds. I thought of that while I was banging my hoshanos this morning and thought it to be pretty damn sexual, that the climax of the holiday lasts a full of 3-7 seconds depending on your age. Pretty sick- [...]
Tags: Frum Satire · Lubavitchers · davening · shul · sukkos
I would rather stomachs poking me then lulavs
October 15th, 2008 · 11 Comments
A protruding stomach covered in the smooth material of a bekishe bumped into me, and begged me to push the line a long. The Rabbi announced that everyone should push the tables against the bima so that people could make a complete circle, but all I could think about was the hilarity of the situation, [...]
Tags: sukkos
How do you shake your lulav?
October 13th, 2008 · 11 Comments
So there you are standing in shull about to shake your lulav and boom you notice the guy in front of you shaking it a different way then you tend to shake, sizing him up quickly with his gray beard and black hat you decide that he is probably more knowledgeable then you in these [...]
