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Best ways to mess with BT’s during the High Holidays

October 27th, 2008 · 32 Comments

Sequel to the original Best ways to mess with BT’s post.
Tell them that you cannot eat anything on succos resembling an etrog for fear of eating the actual etrog;
Tell them that they must not sleep at all on Rosh Hashanah;
Tell them to bow 5 times each time we do Alenu on Yom Kippur;
Tell them they [...]

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Tags: BT · Rosh Hashanah · Yom Kippor · shul · sukkos

How do shake your lulav? (video)

October 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

For all of you who don’t already know- I have an extensive collection of my own videos as well as my favorites on You Tube. To see my most popular videos- go to You Tube page and click on “most viewed or “most discussed”.

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Tags: stand up · sukkos · video

Hoshana Rabba Hilarity

October 20th, 2008 · 4 Comments

We shake our lulavs for 7 days straight and then we bang our hoshanas for 3 seconds. I thought of that while I was banging my hoshanos this morning and thought it to be pretty damn sexual, that the climax of the holiday lasts a full of 3-7 seconds depending on your age. Pretty sick- [...]

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Tags: Frum Satire · Lubavitchers · davening · shul · sukkos

I would rather stomachs poking me then lulavs

October 15th, 2008 · 11 Comments

A protruding stomach covered in the smooth material of a bekishe bumped into me, and begged me to push the line a long. The Rabbi announced that everyone should push the tables against the bima so that people could make a complete circle, but all I could think about was the hilarity of the situation, [...]

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Tags: sukkos

How do you shake your lulav?

October 13th, 2008 · 11 Comments

So there you are standing in shull about to shake your lulav and boom you notice the guy in front of you shaking it a different way then you tend to shake, sizing him up quickly with his gray beard and black hat you decide that he is probably more knowledgeable then you in these [...]

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Tags: shul · sukkos