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The Rantings of A Frum Yid With A Warped Perspective

The Treife Post

December 20th, 2008 · 65 Comments

I was talking with my BT friend and she told me she used to go to Wendys and bench afterwards, she would also bring hot pockets with meat and cheese in them to school for lunch and she would bench as well.

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Tags: food

Where do you take your dates and how to judge them

December 2nd, 2008 · 12 Comments

When I heard about the lemon shidduch date frumkeit test I almost peed myself. This is when you are sitting in a hotel lobby and the girl orders a diet coke, does she tell them not to put a slice of lemon in her drink or not? If she ignores the slice of lemon in [...]

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Tags: Venting · shidduch · video

Kosherfest Thoughts

November 12th, 2008 · 7 Comments

The best way to describe Kosherfest is that it is an all day Kiddush for someone celebrating an event who has a very diverse family. Chassidim mixed with Asians, completely secular Jews and a whole bunch of slick looking Israelis harking their olive oil and wines filled this huge convention center in what could only [...]

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Tags: food

I went to Kosher Fest today and I’m moving to Texas tomorrow

November 11th, 2008 · 33 Comments

Visit KosherCookingcarnival.com for more videos of me interviewing people at kosherfest.
Yes I gave it away, how long can you keep it a secret, but my company finally gave me the go and I will be meandering my way along through the mid west with stops in Cleveland and Detroit until I reach my new home [...]

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Touring Pomegranate kosher gourmet Store in Brooklyn

September 11th, 2008 · 16 Comments

A few weeks ago Brooklyn got its first nice kosher supermarket, I happened to be chilling with Jacob Da Jew one night and so with video camera in hand we hit it up. I like food, so naturally I like a store that has good selection, the pasta sauce selection was weak as was the [...]

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Tags: Brooklyn · food · video

How frum must one become to be considered a Baal Teshuva?

September 10th, 2008 · 35 Comments

A couple weeks ago I was Rochster for shabbos and decided to hang out with a random fan of mine who goes to U of R, mid conversation I found out that she speaks fluent Yiddish, amazing simply amazing. We had loads of fun, anyway I got her to do this rant in Yiddish and [...]

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Tags: BT · Girls · Jewish · video

Jewish Music Hechsher: What exactly is Jewish music?

September 9th, 2008 · 68 Comments

For all you people with ADD: The first half of this post is serious, second half is hilarious.
So the Charedim in Israel have done it again, for those of you who have been wondering when the next crazy ban or chumra was going to happen, it happened last week. The Rabbis have decided to come [...]

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Tags: Charedim · Chumras and Bans · Controversey · yeshivish

How some people find my site in google

September 4th, 2008 · 15 Comments

I haven’t posted my search terms for some time- I used to do it quite often because it was funny- especially that frum porn is searched for so much. I wonder if thats a good thing? I just hope no one is looking for nude pictures of me.
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Interesting story about rude NY hocker types

September 3rd, 2008 · 16 Comments

The names and locations have been changed to protect the job of a certain individual:
We were eating in a restaurant this summer that my brother worked at. 3 very large campers and their counselors came in to the place to get some food to go. The campers ordered enough food to feed a king and [...]

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