Frum Satire | Jewish Comedy

The newest “hock” in the yeshivishe velt is funky glasses frames. I have been seeing some ridiculous styles of glasses lately, there is this one dude in the chofetz chaim yeshiva of Dallas that wears bright green glasses frames, he also matches them with his ties, metrosexual is taken to a new level with the [...]

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Every yeshiva is different so the following may vary but my yeshiva had a bunch of different characters- their roles stayed the same from year to year, but their names changed. I have 18 listed and I know there are more- but I figured I would put it up and edit the list as I [...]

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I wish this were a paid advertisement!!!
So the classic hocker is one who find deals and knows people, or at least says he does. By the way, have you ever noticed that women are never hockers, whats up with that? For one of the first times in my life I feel like the coolest hocker [...]

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This was filmed on the deck of a ski house that my friends rented for the weekend, it was pitch black and they really didn’t want to be seen anyway, the dialog was great. If you understand hockers and yeshivish culture in general I think your going to love this video.

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If you have a good understanding of what a hocker or macher is - this video hits home. If not, wish you luck in understanding it. (the sound was not too great- and the title is just because I couldn’t figure a better one out)

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I’m in real estate is such a common saying in the yeshvish hocker slightly off the derech in that I have friends who are girls kind of way. I meet frum people who are in “real estate” so much that I begin to wonder what it exactly is that they do. Do these 23 year [...]

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In the frum world there is lots of terminology that I am still coming to terms with. Sometimes I ry and insert words to make myself sound more frum, in fact using words like Viter or shayich can really improve your standing with frummies who begin to think that your kipa sruga is just one [...]

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The names and locations have been changed to protect the job of a certain individual:
We were eating in a restaurant this summer that my brother worked at. 3 very large campers and their counselors came in to the place to get some food to go. The campers ordered enough food to feed a king and [...]

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How do you behave at Kiddush?
Everyone does different things at Kiddush, I myself look like a wolf, scouting out the offerings and planning an attack that will be most profitable and allow me to stockpile the hard to reach and easiest to run out foods. How do you behave?
Patience:
There are those that just stand around [...]

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