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   Tova
   

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   Um...what IS "the Sternberg hot dog story"?

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   Phil
   

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   Hot dog story is outdated. Today's animal lover vegan version has been replaced with carrotts.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   ghottistyx
   

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   It's an old urban legend that exists even in the goyyish veldt, but we yiddin attribute it to a girl at Camp Sternberg. In all versions of the story, a girl tried pleasing herself with a frozen hot dog, the hot dog snapped into 2, and one half was embedded inside her holiest of holies, and she couldn't get it out. I'm sure that as the story gets told and retold, what happens next gets further and further exaggerated.

   Any South Park fans out here? I just can't help but think of that one where Paris Hilton shoved a pineapple up her cooch. Of course, I've got a few perv friends who are into finding videos of these things...even I have my limits.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   Sergeant J
   

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   Now you know, and knowing is...... well, it is..

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   Tova
   

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   Oh, I've heard that a million times before.

   Not at Camp Sternberg, though - I thought it was an old urban legend that Americans in general told.

   Posted 9 months ago #

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