I found this article while searching for something yesterday- it was written by Martin Bodeck who is one of the people who run The Knish an online Jewish newspaper similar to the onion.
Date Jitters
By Martin Bodeck
The Call: Here is where it all begins, you have to call. Mind you, we never call at […]
Entries Tagged as 'Yeshivish'
Shidduch date breakdown from a mans perspective
July 4th, 2008 · 11 Comments
Tags: Guest Poster · Yeshivish · I like Girls · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Shidduch rantings
What the heck does Heimishe mean
July 3rd, 2008 · 36 Comments
Upon moving to Monsey I discovered that pretty much everyone uses the term Heimishe to describe someone or something that is dressed in black and white. I understand that the true meaning of the word is “homely or warm,” but there is something distinctively wrong with that term- since I feel that Monsey is the […]
Tags: Yeshivish · Charedim · Judging your fellow frummy · Questions?
The longest most insane frumster profile ever - 40 pages long!!!
June 30th, 2008 · 38 Comments
Thank God for Hadassah from the In the Pink Blog who sent this frumster profile to me via email, neither she nor I was able to get through the whole thing. It is the weirdest and most F—- up profile I have ever seen or will ever see for at least 1000 years- It is […]
Tags: Yeshivish · Conspiracies · Weird · Charedim · Modern Orthodox · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Judging your fellow frummy · Singles
Just got this Shidduch Resume via email
June 23rd, 2008 · 55 Comments
Received via email from someone who wished to remain anonymous:
I must be living under a rock. A friend just told me that girls are now drafting “resumes” for Shadchanim. The Shadchanim then send a batch of resumes to parents of guys and then they select the girl that their “Best Guy in Lakewood […]
Tags: Charedim · Yeshivish · Chumras and crazy Bans · Judging your fellow frummy · Frummies: a satirical exploration · I like Girls · Shidduch rantings
Battle of the Black Hats
June 18th, 2008 · 37 Comments
For all of the uninformed a Bend Down is the type of hat the yeshiva crowd wears, in other places it is simply known as the Stetson or the Fedora, while the Chassidim wear Beavers, these are similar to top hats, in that they are solid and stay in shape. Streimels and Spudicks are those […]
Tags: Yeshivish · Charedim · Frummies: a satirical exploration
What kind of handshake do you give?
June 17th, 2008 · 44 Comments
I have been weeding out the handshake while living in Monsey most due to the fact that washing cups are the favorite sink companion here rather then soap like in normal places. For everyone else the handshake is the way to greet- oh I should preface this was from a mans perspective. I feel that […]
Tags: Yeshivish · Judging your fellow frummy · Shull Rants · Frummies: a satirical exploration
Why don’t frum men wear wedding rings?
June 11th, 2008 · 64 Comments
This was originally posted long ago, but since many of you are too lazy to look through my archives- I have edited it and reposted it.
This article was sent to me by a red headed, Canadian lady friend of mine who wished to remain annonymous. I took her ramblings and added my own spice.
So I […]
Tags: Judging your fellow frummy · Yeshivish · I like Girls · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Weddings · Questions?
Making fun of yeshiva guys
June 3rd, 2008 · 9 Comments
So the following video is a little change from the norm- its a multiple person video and just some footage I shot the other night of my brother- who is the rather small dude, and his two friends Mordy and Giddy. They all just got on this groove which started with making fun of how […]
Tags: Yeshiva Rebels · Yeshivish · Charedim · Judging your fellow frummy · Frummies: a satirical exploration
Why women don’t learn gemara
May 29th, 2008 · 97 Comments
I am not trying to beat a dead horse with a stick here- but one of my uh…advertisers needed me to write about something which kind of went along with the post on women wearing pants. So without further ado…
While in yeshiva in Israel I learned several things, besides how to ride my bike through […]
Tags: Charedim · Yeshivish · Serious · Chumras and crazy Bans · Modern Orthodox · I like Girls · BT's · Judging your fellow frummy · Questions?

