Jewish Comedy

Thank God for Hadassah from the In the Pink Blog who sent this frumster profile to me via email, neither she nor I was able to get through the whole thing. It is the weirdest and most F—- up profile I have ever seen or will ever see for at least 1000 years- It is […]

That its forcing Jews together….you see God always has a plan
That Satmars are dating Luabvitchers
Tzioni’s are dating relatives of the Niturei Karta
YCT guys are dating Lakewood Girls
Yeshiva guys are dating older girls
Frummy girls are starting to delve into the food chain and date working guys
Meshichsts are dating Anti Meshichists
Syrians are dating outside of the community
Stern […]

If we weren’t Jewish we would think this was some crackpot late night infomercial done by some washed up evangelical traveling preacher. But we are Jews and we put some faith in segulas and prayer, especially if it has the words Kotel attached. I personally feel very overwhelmed at the Kotel and love davening there […]

I have been on a frumster hiatus for a couple years now, I assume that frumster has come up on hard times judging by the fact that for the last few weeks I have been receiving emails that keep saying $5.95 special first 100 subscribers or the special has been extended, well suddenly I looked […]

Shabbos Walk! Now that’s a term I haven’t heard in ten years, the last time this term was used in a normal sentence I recall sitting on a hard wooden bench swatting mosquitoes and dipping my undershirt into some magic water that made it look like a ghetto tie-die shirt, in Camp Moshava when I […]

I met a dude this weekend- that said he wrote a poem and put it on his frumster profile. He gladly gave me permission to post it here. Who knows maybe he will get some dates. Yes its corny and may I say it sucks- sorry Noah, but its clever and funny and he’s […]

For the last few months I have been going through one of those lulls in my dating life. Ever since I broke up with my last girlfriend, I haven’t had too many dates, and sometimes it gets you down, the problem lies in when you get too many dates at once, and feeling the need […]

So I went to Washington Heights for Megilla reading this year figuring that when I get bored I could at least have something to look at. For all of those that somehow stay interested after the first banging of Haman you can stop reading here, for everyone else who probably has the same condition that […]

To be or not to be….shomer negiah, that is the question:

Shomer Negiah is one of the most talked about things amongst folks in the frum community prior to marriage. After marriage it switches to diaper expenses, mortgages and getting new cabinets. So it was no surprise when I was contacted by a young women from […]