Jewish Comedy

I found this article while searching for something yesterday- it was written by Martin Bodeck who is one of the people who run The Knish an online Jewish newspaper similar to the onion.
Date Jitters
By Martin Bodeck
The Call: Here is where it all begins, you have to call. Mind you, we never call at […]

Thank God for Hadassah from the In the Pink Blog who sent this frumster profile to me via email, neither she nor I was able to get through the whole thing. It is the weirdest and most F—- up profile I have ever seen or will ever see for at least 1000 years- It is […]

That its forcing Jews together….you see God always has a plan
That Satmars are dating Luabvitchers
Tzioni’s are dating relatives of the Niturei Karta
YCT guys are dating Lakewood Girls
Yeshiva guys are dating older girls
Frummy girls are starting to delve into the food chain and date working guys
Meshichsts are dating Anti Meshichists
Syrians are dating outside of the community
Stern […]

A caveat, I totally forgot to post about this and assumed that everyone in the whole world has facebook and therefore some of you may not have known about this.
So last night I got up in front of a live audience for the second time ever and like the last time it was a […]

If we weren’t Jewish we would think this was some crackpot late night infomercial done by some washed up evangelical traveling preacher. But we are Jews and we put some faith in segulas and prayer, especially if it has the words Kotel attached. I personally feel very overwhelmed at the Kotel and love davening there […]

Received via email from someone who wished to remain anonymous:
I must be living under a rock. A friend just told me that girls are now drafting “resumes” for Shadchanim. The Shadchanim then send a batch of resumes to parents of guys and then they select the girl that their “Best Guy in Lakewood […]

This is my first ever Haviel Halelim so I hope it comes out all right. For all of you who are not aware- a Haviel Halelim is a Jewish Blogger Carnival in which bloggers submit their posts and I put them up with links back to them. I also looked around at several recently updated […]

As you may have seen on my facebook status I had a date last night. It was my first venture into the “I’m a real and settled women crowd” meaning she is over 30, in fact she was 5 years older then me. You couldn’t tell by looks because frankly I thought she was kind […]

Do you do blank during sefiras haomer? It’s a simple enough but it seems that every question what “we” do during the omer has a different answer. No one just listens to whatever the halacha may be- there is always a “we” hold like this or like that. I personally have no idea what my […]