Entries Tagged as 'Shabbos'
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I honestly thought this was a joke when I first received it in my inbox, but its not. It is probably one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Of course it creates issues- because now the Rabbis can ban toilet paper all week, because we […]
Tags: Weird · Chumras and crazy Bans · Halachic Rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Shabbos
This is my first ever Haviel Halelim so I hope it comes out all right. For all of you who are not aware- a Haviel Halelim is a Jewish Blogger Carnival in which bloggers submit their posts and I put them up with links back to them. I also looked around at several recently updated […]
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One of the only reasons I remain an orthodox Jew is because of Kiddush, its almost as if every time I am in a skeptical mood, silver chaffing dishes of free and piping hot kishka laden cholent drive me back to shul and back on the derech. I just cant get over the fact that […]
Tags: Shull Rants · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Shabbos · Food is like Edible Pornography
Every once in a while I get stuck in shul during a really boring speech. Either I couldn’t make a fast getaway during yikum porkun, or I was too busy staring at the girls while they raised the curtians of the ezras nushim for a torah kiss, all I know is that when I get […]
Tags: Shull Rants · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Shabbos · Uncategorized
I have posted this video before- but it needs to be posted again with all of the rather violent comments made by two individuals who think I am the worst thing since the Nazis. I am perpetuating hate and they have become convinced that I am writing for an audience of missionaries and secular Jews […]
Tags: Charedim · Yarmulkes · Yeshivish · Monsey · Chumras and crazy Bans · Judging your fellow frummy · Frummies: a satirical exploration · The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy · Shull Rants · Shabbos
As a child I liked to destroy things, I doubt that I was unique, in fact I think that most prepubescent and adolescent boys like to destroy things, whether it be windows, lungs, livers or brain cells, boys like destruction. I think I just had a better opportunity to wreak havoc that many other boys […]
Tags: Growing up · Shull Rants · Shabbos · My Life
Shabbos Walk! Now that’s a term I haven’t heard in ten years, the last time this term was used in a normal sentence I recall sitting on a hard wooden bench swatting mosquitoes and dipping my undershirt into some magic water that made it look like a ghetto tie-die shirt, in Camp Moshava when I […]
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I looked around and it appeared that I was a minority, I had a full head of hair and it wasn’t gray or white. I sat glumly on the smooth wooden bench and propped my head up onto my arm that was draped over the edge of the bench. An old mans butt poked into […]
Tags: Hockers · Shull Rants · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Shabbos
This video corresponds to the very well received post on the guide to saying good shabbos.
Hacking Update
Life must go on, besides I am expecting the folks from yeshiva world news to hack me again and this time delete this blog for good. I reason to suspect it was something to do with yeshiva world […]
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