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Frum Satire @ Shemspeed Open Mic Night in Brooklyn

June 26th, 2008 · 30 Comments

A caveat, I totally forgot to post about this and assumed that everyone in the whole world has facebook and therefore some of you may not have known about this.
So last night I got up in front of a live audience for the second time ever and like the last time it was a […]

Tags: Modern Orthodox · Charedim · Ranting · Monsey · Judging your fellow frummy · BT's · Videos · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · I like Girls · Sex

You Dont Mess With the Zohan rocked!!!

June 20th, 2008 · 25 Comments

I rarely go to movies, (this was my 4th movie this year) in fact I didn’t even know such a movie existed until about two weeks ago- but hearing about it without knowing much else, I forked over my $10 for a couple of hours of being transformed into a zombie, a laugh my ass […]

Tags: Weird · Jewish · Israel · Videos · Sex

I hear that wedding showers suck

June 2nd, 2008 · 42 Comments

I hear that wedding showers suck, I don’t know this first hand, but after to a friend of mine who had two this past weekend, I have come to realize they are different then I imagined. I guess my sick little 14 year old mind is stuck in the gutter whenever it involves young eligibile […]

Tags: Judging your fellow frummy · I like Girls · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Weddings · Sex

Can a drop down menu really categorize every Jew?

May 13th, 2008 · 29 Comments

Please be advised- this post is very long…
Frumster was the inventor of categorizing different frumkeit levels, they came up with the idea that every person within the frum community could categorize their hashkafos with a little drop down menu. Apparently telling someone that you are modern orthodox machmir or shomer mitzvos is not enough anymore. […]

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Is there any truth to this kabalistic urban legend?

May 2nd, 2008 · 39 Comments

Here is the context of the urban legend I speak of here: Two yeshiva guys just ate dinner at their Rebbes house.
Hey Moishe- how many Kids does Rabbi F. have?
“Ten and 9 of them are boys”
Good for them, you know what that means (said with a smirk and an evil laugh)
It is known at least […]

Tags: Judging your fellow frummy · Serious · I like Girls · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Questions? · Sex

Charedim say that cookies may cause impure thoughts!!!

April 28th, 2008 · 42 Comments

My friend called me up and pointed me to Chaptzem Blog- for what I am about to tell you.
I have been wondering when the fine folks from Charedi sects would come up with another ridiculous ban or chumra. I wait patiently every day for another concert ban or takana about washing your vegetables, but […]

Tags: Chumras and crazy Bans · Charedim · News · Conspiracies · Judging your fellow frummy · I like Girls · Food is like Edible Pornography · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Halachic Rantings · Sex

Woodbourne Memories

April 16th, 2008 · 23 Comments

The first time I ever got to see Woodbourne in full swing was on the Saturday night of Shabbos Nachamu about 10 years ago. The kids at risk crisis was in full swing and that meant that Woodbourne was as well. Those were the days when kids would drive up 2 hours each way from […]

Tags: Yeshivish · Frummies in the Catskills · Yeshiva Rebels · Yarmulkes · Judging your fellow frummy · My Life · Frummies: a satirical exploration · I like Girls · Sex

Shomer Negiah Documentary: frum sex ed?

March 19th, 2008 · 32 Comments

To be or not to be….shomer negiah, that is the question:

Shomer Negiah is one of the most talked about things amongst folks in the frum community prior to marriage. After marriage it switches to diaper expenses, mortgages and getting new cabinets. So it was no surprise when I was contacted by a young women from […]

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Blog casualties: when what you write comes to bite you in the….

February 26th, 2008 · 10 Comments

To me a blog casualty is when something bad happens due to the blog, usually it is something or someone that I wrote about and it comes back to bite me in the tuchus. This tends to happen with girls, although it hasn’t happened lately due to my realization that I cannot keep track of […]

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