I am a serial bathroom door knocker, it may be too many embarrassing walk ins that have done it too me- but I just want to be sure my host isn’t sitting on the crapper when I come strolling in. For some reason I woke up this morning thinking how funny and embarrassing it is […]
Entries Tagged as 'My Life'
When people don’t lock the bathroom door
July 1st, 2008 · 34 Comments
I hear that plastic bottles cause cancer
June 25th, 2008 · 27 Comments
I recently had a young lady friend in my car who became flabbergasted that my idea of recycling plastic bottles was to refill them and stash them around my car. She proclaimed that plastic bottles were made to be used once and after that they would undoubtedly secrete secret substances into my water and kill […]
Tags: Conspiracies · My Life · Food is like Edible Pornography
Today is the 2 year anniversary of blogging!!!
June 25th, 2008 · 21 Comments
Since I literally just remembered this anniversary- similar to that of the husband realizing on the day of his 30 year anniversary I am caught red handed and have nothing all too special or sentimental to say. In fact its funny because I am making my second live appearance ever tonight at an open mic […]
Tags: News · My Life · Blogging
Mussar focusing of the evil Cheeseburger
June 15th, 2008 · 36 Comments
I was reading Abandoning Edens post about her first time eating crab and lobster and it got me thinking about cheeseburgers and their use as the ultimate sin according to my yeshiva high school Rabbis.
There were a few points stressed over and over again in my high school, if they didn’t have to do […]
Tags: Yeshiva Rebels · Growing up · Judging your fellow frummy · Frummies: a satirical exploration · My Life · Food is like Edible Pornography
Read the full length interview of Frum Satire
May 27th, 2008 · 7 Comments
Jewish Blogmeister has conducted several Jewish Blogger interviews in the past and I was fortunate to be the latest in his series of J-Blogger interviews.
Full length interview of frum satire
Tags: Jewish · My Life · Blogging
Frum Satire News Headlines- important information
May 22nd, 2008 · 9 Comments
This post is designed to inform you of several things at once- rather then posting
I will be hosting a Haveil Halelim which is a Jewish Blog carnival on June 1st. I know many of my readers are new bloggers and this is a great way for you to get exposure. A blogger carnival is basically […]
Tags: Israel · News · My Life · Blogging
Highlights from my date last night
May 16th, 2008 · 35 Comments
As you may have seen on my facebook status I had a date last night. It was my first venture into the “I’m a real and settled women crowd” meaning she is over 30, in fact she was 5 years older then me. You couldn’t tell by looks because frankly I thought she was kind […]
Tags: Judging your fellow frummy · Modern Orthodox · Chumras and crazy Bans · I like Girls · Halachic Rantings · Shidduch rantings · The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy · My Life
I was a very destructive child
May 15th, 2008 · 14 Comments
As a child I liked to destroy things, I doubt that I was unique, in fact I think that most prepubescent and adolescent boys like to destroy things, whether it be windows, lungs, livers or brain cells, boys like destruction. I think I just had a better opportunity to wreak havoc that many other boys […]
Tags: Growing up · Shull Rants · Shabbos · My Life
What heterim do you utilize during the Omer?
May 12th, 2008 · 44 Comments
Do you do blank during sefiras haomer? It’s a simple enough but it seems that every question what “we” do during the omer has a different answer. No one just listens to whatever the halacha may be- there is always a “we” hold like this or like that. I personally have no idea what my […]
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