A caveat, I totally forgot to post about this and assumed that everyone in the whole world has facebook and therefore some of you may not have known about this.
So last night I got up in front of a live audience for the second time ever and like the last time it was a […]
Entries Tagged as 'Monsey'
Frum Satire @ Shemspeed Open Mic Night in Brooklyn
June 26th, 2008 · 30 Comments
Tags: Modern Orthodox · Charedim · Ranting · Monsey · Judging your fellow frummy · BT's · Videos · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · I like Girls · Sex
Ranting and Raving about Sushi
June 23rd, 2008 · 47 Comments
I like sushi, I cannot say I love it for I am rarely willing to plunk down 5-8 bucks or more for a few pieces of raw fish and rice. In fact it irks me when eating sushi that I have paid at least a dollar for the piece I am about to take in […]
Tags: Monsey · Conspiracies · Videos · Food is like Edible Pornography
All the Chassidic kids in Monsey are bikers
June 5th, 2008 · 25 Comments
As many of you know I am a hardcore cyclist, in fact you may notice that as the weather gets better I rarely post on the weekends, for I am off riding my three bikes on rural back roads, at some skate park or through the woods on some snaking trails with no one for […]
Tags: Monsey · Charedim · Judging your fellow frummy · Mountain Biking
The following video is creating an uproar on you tube
May 20th, 2008 · 57 Comments
I have posted this video before- but it needs to be posted again with all of the rather violent comments made by two individuals who think I am the worst thing since the Nazis. I am perpetuating hate and they have become convinced that I am writing for an audience of missionaries and secular Jews […]
Tags: Charedim · Yarmulkes · Yeshivish · Monsey · Chumras and crazy Bans · Judging your fellow frummy · Frummies: a satirical exploration · The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy · Shull Rants · Shabbos
Cholent is not a weekday food- except- in Monsey
May 12th, 2008 · 30 Comments
I have a rule that there are certain foods that can only be eaten at certain times. For instance shmura matzo is only eaten on Pesach- I would never eat it year round because the only way I can actually eat it- is if I go somewhere that has it, I just never saw the […]
Tags: Monsey · Charedim · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Food is like Edible Pornography
I went on a BT singles Shabbaton and it was interesting
May 6th, 2008 · 33 Comments
Shabbos Walk! Now that’s a term I haven’t heard in ten years, the last time this term was used in a normal sentence I recall sitting on a hard wooden bench swatting mosquitoes and dipping my undershirt into some magic water that made it look like a ghetto tie-die shirt, in Camp Moshava when I […]
Tags: Modern Orthodox · Judging your fellow frummy · Yeshivish · Jewish Geography · Monsey · BT's · I like Girls · Singles · My Life · Shabbos · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Food is like Edible Pornography
Messing with yeshivish people
April 11th, 2008 · 37 Comments
I was sitting on the couch reading a copy of the Jewish Press, when my drunken charedi cousin walked in the room, it was purim so I gave him some slack. I was dressed up and ready to go to shul. Before I even realized what was happening my cousin slammed his hand down onto […]
Tags: Charedim · Yeshivish · Monsey · Chumras and crazy Bans · Modern Orthodox · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Judging your fellow frummy · Lubavitchers · Shabbos
Breaking News: Kosher Pizza in NYC hits $3 a slice!!!
April 10th, 2008 · 40 Comments
I hopped on into to Pizza Cave on the upper west side the other day for a pre-date slice of pizza, the Jewish comfort food. I had my money all set up for two slices, and when it came time to pay I was informed that pizza had jumped to an unthinkable $3 a slice. […]
Tags: Monsey · Conspiracies · Jewish Geography · My Life · Food is like Edible Pornography
Shidduch Stacking is killing me
April 8th, 2008 · 35 Comments
For the last few months I have been going through one of those lulls in my dating life. Ever since I broke up with my last girlfriend, I haven’t had too many dates, and sometimes it gets you down, the problem lies in when you get too many dates at once, and feeling the need […]
Tags: Yeshivish · Monsey · Judging your fellow frummy · I like Girls · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Singles

