Thank God for Hadassah from the In the Pink Blog who sent this frumster profile to me via email, neither she nor I was able to get through the whole thing. It is the weirdest and most F—- up profile I have ever seen or will ever see for at least 1000 years- It is […]
Entries Tagged as 'Modern Orthodox'
The longest most insane frumster profile ever - 40 pages long!!!
June 30th, 2008 · 38 Comments
Tags: Yeshivish · Conspiracies · Weird · Charedim · Modern Orthodox · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Judging your fellow frummy · Singles
The shidduch crisis is getting so bad…
June 27th, 2008 · 33 Comments
That its forcing Jews together….you see God always has a plan
That Satmars are dating Luabvitchers
Tzioni’s are dating relatives of the Niturei Karta
YCT guys are dating Lakewood Girls
Yeshiva guys are dating older girls
Frummy girls are starting to delve into the food chain and date working guys
Meshichsts are dating Anti Meshichists
Syrians are dating outside of the community
Stern […]
Tags: Lubavitchers · Modern Orthodox · Charedim · Judging your fellow frummy · BT's · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Singles
Is modern orthodoxy doomed?
June 26th, 2008 · 31 Comments
Apparently modern orthodoxy is doomed, at least according to some fellow who wanted to talk to me the other day. He went on this wild extremely negative rant about how modern orthodoxy was doomed like the middle class in America, in that either you were left wing which wasn’t actually orthodoxy or you were right […]
Tags: Ranting · Modern Orthodox
Frum Satire @ Shemspeed Open Mic Night in Brooklyn
June 26th, 2008 · 30 Comments
A caveat, I totally forgot to post about this and assumed that everyone in the whole world has facebook and therefore some of you may not have known about this.
So last night I got up in front of a live audience for the second time ever and like the last time it was a […]
Tags: Modern Orthodox · Charedim · Ranting · Monsey · Judging your fellow frummy · BT's · Videos · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · I like Girls · Sex
Can a women read the megillah for a man?
June 12th, 2008 · 29 Comments
You may notice that I have been posting more and more semi-serious posts, and that is because I feel like it. I also used to post multiple times per day and for some reason I am in that mode once again. I have also been posting quite a bit on my outdoors blog as well.
I […]
Tags: Charedim · Shavuos · Serious · Feminisim · Chumras and crazy Bans · Modern Orthodox · Halachic Rantings · Shull Rants · Judging your fellow frummy · Crazy Liberals
Do you consider shul hopping an acceptable practice?
June 6th, 2008 · 22 Comments
Whenever someone would ask my father where we went to shul, he would always respond the same way- “never ask a west sider where they go to shul” implying there was no loyalty on the west side, and that choosing where you went to shul was based on many different attributes, including Rabbi, weather, distance, […]
Tags: Modern Orthodox · Shavuos · Judging your fellow frummy · Shull Rants · Food is like Edible Pornography · Questions?
My first Haviel Halelim- Jewish Blogger Carnival
May 31st, 2008 · 26 Comments
This is my first ever Haviel Halelim so I hope it comes out all right. For all of you who are not aware- a Haviel Halelim is a Jewish Blogger Carnival in which bloggers submit their posts and I put them up with links back to them. I also looked around at several recently updated […]
Tags: Ranting · Charedim · Modern Orthodox · Lubavitchers · Serious · Guest Poster · Weird · Growing up · Jewish · Israel · Judging your fellow frummy · Torah and Parsha Musings · Holidays · Food is like Edible Pornography · Questions? · Politics · Shabbos · Shidduch rantings · Halachic Rantings · The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Blogging
Why women don’t learn gemara
May 29th, 2008 · 97 Comments
I am not trying to beat a dead horse with a stick here- but one of my uh…advertisers needed me to write about something which kind of went along with the post on women wearing pants. So without further ado…
While in yeshiva in Israel I learned several things, besides how to ride my bike through […]
Tags: Charedim · Yeshivish · Serious · Chumras and crazy Bans · Modern Orthodox · I like Girls · BT's · Judging your fellow frummy · Questions?
Highlights from my date last night
May 16th, 2008 · 35 Comments
As you may have seen on my facebook status I had a date last night. It was my first venture into the “I’m a real and settled women crowd” meaning she is over 30, in fact she was 5 years older then me. You couldn’t tell by looks because frankly I thought she was kind […]
Tags: Judging your fellow frummy · Modern Orthodox · Chumras and crazy Bans · I like Girls · Halachic Rantings · Shidduch rantings · The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy · My Life

