That its forcing Jews together….you see God always has a plan
That Satmars are dating Luabvitchers
Tzioni’s are dating relatives of the Niturei Karta
YCT guys are dating Lakewood Girls
Yeshiva guys are dating older girls
Frummy girls are starting to delve into the food chain and date working guys
Meshichsts are dating Anti Meshichists
Syrians are dating outside of the community
Stern […]
Entries Tagged as 'Lubavitchers'
The shidduch crisis is getting so bad…
June 27th, 2008 · 33 Comments
Tags: Lubavitchers · Modern Orthodox · Charedim · Judging your fellow frummy · BT's · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Singles
My first Haviel Halelim- Jewish Blogger Carnival
May 31st, 2008 · 26 Comments
This is my first ever Haviel Halelim so I hope it comes out all right. For all of you who are not aware- a Haviel Halelim is a Jewish Blogger Carnival in which bloggers submit their posts and I put them up with links back to them. I also looked around at several recently updated […]
Tags: Ranting · Charedim · Modern Orthodox · Lubavitchers · Serious · Guest Poster · Weird · Growing up · Jewish · Israel · Judging your fellow frummy · Torah and Parsha Musings · Holidays · Food is like Edible Pornography · Questions? · Politics · Shabbos · Shidduch rantings · Halachic Rantings · The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Blogging
What do you think of the Rubashkins scandal?
May 25th, 2008 · 55 Comments
I received this via email and was wondering you folks thought of it. The Rubashkins scandal sucks because I like meat and I don’t want it going up in price- because while I only eat vegetarian during the week, I rely on my free shabbos meals to provide me with the meat I so truly […]
Tags: Conspiracies · Charedim · Lubavitchers · Halachic Rantings · Food is like Edible Pornography
Instructional video on being a Lubavitcher
May 7th, 2008 · 62 Comments
There is more to Lubavitchers then crushed hats and singing Al Teera after alenu. You can’t just say “the Rebbe says” before everything you say and be considered one of them. Its not about knowing your local shliach, or knowing when the Rebbe was nifter. Nope- its about that and a whole lot more- if […]
Tags: Jewish Geography · Charedim · Lubavitchers · I like Girls · Frummies: a satirical exploration
Pesach is the time for frummies to eat with secular Jews
April 29th, 2008 · 14 Comments
For many in the frum community- Pesach is a time of family, friends and getting close to secular Jews- that they otherwise would rarely have in their homes. In fact Pesach seems to be the only Jewish holiday in which secular Jews celebrate with their religious counterparts at the same meal. On Rosh Hashanah, you […]
Tags: Yarmulkes · Pesach · Jewish · Lubavitchers · Judging your fellow frummy · Holidays · Halachic Rantings · BT's · Food is like Edible Pornography
Messing with yeshivish people
April 11th, 2008 · 37 Comments
I was sitting on the couch reading a copy of the Jewish Press, when my drunken charedi cousin walked in the room, it was purim so I gave him some slack. I was dressed up and ready to go to shul. Before I even realized what was happening my cousin slammed his hand down onto […]
Tags: Charedim · Yeshivish · Monsey · Chumras and crazy Bans · Modern Orthodox · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Judging your fellow frummy · Lubavitchers · Shabbos
Frum Slang: The Urban Dictionary for frummies has arrived
March 26th, 2008 · 5 Comments
Urban Dictionary for Frummies Wikipedia style- http://frumslang.com
Thanks to a random fan from facebook- my one day old blog has been changed into a fully functioning WIKI formatted page ready for your editing.
About two weeks ago I received an email from a girl in India who is interested in Judaism and loves this blog. She asked […]
Tags: Chumras and crazy Bans · Charedim · Yarmulkes · Yeshivish · Modern Orthodox · Lubavitchers · Frummies: a satirical exploration · BT's · Judging your fellow frummy · Blogging
How spot a BT fresh off the boat
March 24th, 2008 · 61 Comments
All I can say is that I was sitting in some random basement shul when I thought of this post, I then went into my brain and wondered why I had never written this post when it is such an obvious good topic.
How to spot a newly minted BT:
Guys:
When they called up to the torah […]
Tags: Yarmulkes · Yeshivish · Modern Orthodox · Lubavitchers · BT's · Judging your fellow frummy · Frummies: a satirical exploration
Shomer Negiah Documentary: frum sex ed?
March 19th, 2008 · 32 Comments
To be or not to be….shomer negiah, that is the question:
Shomer Negiah is one of the most talked about things amongst folks in the frum community prior to marriage. After marriage it switches to diaper expenses, mortgages and getting new cabinets. So it was no surprise when I was contacted by a young women from […]
Tags: Judging your fellow frummy · I like Girls · Lubavitchers · Modern Orthodox · Ranting · Halachic Rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Questions? · My Life · Singles · Shidduch rantings · Sex

