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No I don’t know you, but you invited me on Facebook

July 3rd, 2008 · 9 Comments

I am approaching 1400 friends on facebook, which means I get invited to multiple events every day- some of them pretty personal ones like weddings, engagement parties and graduation events. I have always wondered what would happen if I were to show up at one of these events- since I feel that people are too […]

Tags: Facebook · Jewish Geography · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Food is like Edible Pornography

How to tell when BT’s shed their BT status

June 18th, 2008 · 41 Comments

Its been a long time since I came up up with a really good BT post- hope you enjoy!
This post is about real BT’s, not folks like me who grew up watching the A-team on shabbos afternoon when my dad was learning at shul, or my friends who have given up treife food and strip […]

Tags: Yarmulkes · Jewish Geography · Chumras and crazy Bans · Judging your fellow frummy · BT's · Frummies: a satirical exploration

The Hamotzy process gets really annoying sometimes

May 19th, 2008 · 24 Comments

The entire hamotzy to challah eating process is very intricate and can seem like it is taking forever. Actually getting everyone to remove their butts from the chairs and get to the faucet can take several minutes. Then getting everyone to wash and sit down is definitely the worst part- I always wash after women, […]

Tags: Jewish Geography · Judging your fellow frummy · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Food is like Edible Pornography

Instructional video on being a Lubavitcher

May 7th, 2008 · 62 Comments

There is more to Lubavitchers then crushed hats and singing Al Teera after alenu. You can’t just say “the Rebbe says” before everything you say and be considered one of them. Its not about knowing your local shliach, or knowing when the Rebbe was nifter. Nope- its about that and a whole lot more- if […]

Tags: Jewish Geography · Charedim · Lubavitchers · I like Girls · Frummies: a satirical exploration

I went on a BT singles Shabbaton and it was interesting

May 6th, 2008 · 33 Comments

Shabbos Walk! Now that’s a term I haven’t heard in ten years, the last time this term was used in a normal sentence I recall sitting on a hard wooden bench swatting mosquitoes and dipping my undershirt into some magic water that made it look like a ghetto tie-die shirt, in Camp Moshava when I […]

Tags: Modern Orthodox · Judging your fellow frummy · Yeshivish · Jewish Geography · Monsey · BT's · I like Girls · Singles · My Life · Shabbos · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Food is like Edible Pornography

Interesting I-phone parody: J-phone video

May 2nd, 2008 · 5 Comments

Very rarely do I come across truly funny videos on you tube, most of them are made by people who think that Jews are all about bagels and matzo. I recently came across this dude Jewlarious - who has some talent and has some interesting videos. Here is his most popular- but I highly recommend […]

Tags: Jewish Geography · Judging your fellow frummy · Videos

Why do Pesach Seders Suck So Much? (my best seder of all time)

April 22nd, 2008 · 21 Comments

I have mentioned previously that I am not fond of the seder. Waiting hours for food while telling and retelling the same timeless tales of frogs and Pharaohs has never been my forte. On top of this, I just get completely maddened by the tradition of having every kid say the Ma Nishtana in three […]

Tags: Jewish Geography · Pesach · Jewish · Halachic Rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · My Life · Holidays · Food is like Edible Pornography

How do you say good shabbos? (video)

April 14th, 2008 · 22 Comments

This video corresponds to the very well received post on the guide to saying good shabbos.

Hacking Update
Life must go on, besides I am expecting the folks from yeshiva world news to hack me again and this time delete this blog for good. I reason to suspect it was something to do with yeshiva world […]

Tags: Yarmulkes · Modern Orthodox · Yeshivish · Jewish Geography · Conspiracies · Judging your fellow frummy · I like Girls · Questions? · Holidays · Shabbos · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Blogging

Breaking News: Kosher Pizza in NYC hits $3 a slice!!!

April 10th, 2008 · 40 Comments

I hopped on into to Pizza Cave on the upper west side the other day for a pre-date slice of pizza, the Jewish comfort food. I had my money all set up for two slices, and when it came time to pay I was informed that pizza had jumped to an unthinkable $3 a slice. […]

Tags: Monsey · Conspiracies · Jewish Geography · My Life · Food is like Edible Pornography