If we weren’t Jewish we would think this was some crackpot late night infomercial done by some washed up evangelical traveling preacher. But we are Jews and we put some faith in segulas and prayer, especially if it has the words Kotel attached. I personally feel very overwhelmed at the Kotel and love davening there […]
Entries Tagged as 'Israel'
Find your wife in 40 days only $90
June 24th, 2008 · 37 Comments
Tags: Weird · Israel · Torah and Parsha Musings · Shidduch rantings · Singles
You Dont Mess With the Zohan rocked!!!
June 20th, 2008 · 25 Comments
I rarely go to movies, (this was my 4th movie this year) in fact I didn’t even know such a movie existed until about two weeks ago- but hearing about it without knowing much else, I forked over my $10 for a couple of hours of being transformed into a zombie, a laugh my ass […]
Tags: Weird · Jewish · Israel · Videos · Sex
Its the simple things we take for granted
June 17th, 2008 · 27 Comments
Like stacking Ice Trays when they are not frozen yet,
Who would have thought that such a simple thing could be turned into a royal pain in the tuchus. But its true my friends, I was talking to one of my longest running stalkers on facebook chat today and she had this problem. You see the […]
Tags: Israel
Why would anyone not go on Birthright???
June 4th, 2008 · 43 Comments
Like most first time travelers to Israel I expected some sort of spiritual epiphany to happen when I stepped off the plane. I expected to hit in the face with so much spirit that I would cry my brains out and kiss the floor as if it were my wife on our wedding night. That […]
Tags: Jewish · Israel · Judging your fellow frummy
My first Haviel Halelim- Jewish Blogger Carnival
May 31st, 2008 · 26 Comments
This is my first ever Haviel Halelim so I hope it comes out all right. For all of you who are not aware- a Haviel Halelim is a Jewish Blogger Carnival in which bloggers submit their posts and I put them up with links back to them. I also looked around at several recently updated […]
Tags: Ranting · Charedim · Modern Orthodox · Lubavitchers · Serious · Guest Poster · Weird · Growing up · Jewish · Israel · Judging your fellow frummy · Torah and Parsha Musings · Holidays · Food is like Edible Pornography · Questions? · Politics · Shabbos · Shidduch rantings · Halachic Rantings · The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Blogging
Frum Satire News Headlines- important information
May 22nd, 2008 · 9 Comments
This post is designed to inform you of several things at once- rather then posting
I will be hosting a Haveil Halelim which is a Jewish Blog carnival on June 1st. I know many of my readers are new bloggers and this is a great way for you to get exposure. A blogger carnival is basically […]
Tags: Israel · News · My Life · Blogging
Can a drop down menu really categorize every Jew?
May 13th, 2008 · 29 Comments
Please be advised- this post is very long…
Frumster was the inventor of categorizing different frumkeit levels, they came up with the idea that every person within the frum community could categorize their hashkafos with a little drop down menu. Apparently telling someone that you are modern orthodox machmir or shomer mitzvos is not enough anymore. […]
Tags: Charedim · Chumras and crazy Bans · Yarmulkes · Yeshivish · Jewish · Israel · Modern Orthodox · Judging your fellow frummy · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Holidays · Halachic Rantings · Torah and Parsha Musings · BT's · I like Girls · Sex
I like guns- and I think every Jew should own one!
May 9th, 2008 · 40 Comments
I like guns! I know that sound a little right wing of me, and undoubtedly many of you probably thought me to be one tree hugging peacenik, but I like guns, in fact I have this vision of me driving my 1986 F-250 without a shirt on, hand out my window clutching the mirror, shotgun […]
Tags: Israel · The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
Is yeshiva world news a brainwashing conspiracy?
April 9th, 2008 · 30 Comments
Anyone who sits at a desk all day and wants to scare the crap out of themselves should just read the comments on yeshiva world news. For all of the unenlightened, the yeshiva world news is the largest charedi website on the internet. It was started as a secret blog by Charedi Rabbis to mold […]
Tags: Conspiracies · Israel · News · Charedim · Chumras and crazy Bans · Judging your fellow frummy

