Entries Tagged as 'Conspiracies'
Thank you Jameel for telling me about this
“A terrible plague is upon us, calming victims every day… these sinful devices were banned by all the great rabbis, but are still common in the haredi world… their devilish distributors want nothing more than to drive the people of Israel to sin, through movies and other abominations”
“This […]
Tags: Conspiracies · Charedim · Chumras and crazy Bans · Judging your fellow frummy · Halachic Rantings
Thank God for Hadassah from the In the Pink Blog who sent this frumster profile to me via email, neither she nor I was able to get through the whole thing. It is the weirdest and most F—- up profile I have ever seen or will ever see for at least 1000 years- It is […]
Tags: Yeshivish · Conspiracies · Weird · Charedim · Modern Orthodox · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Judging your fellow frummy · Singles
I recently had a young lady friend in my car who became flabbergasted that my idea of recycling plastic bottles was to refill them and stash them around my car. She proclaimed that plastic bottles were made to be used once and after that they would undoubtedly secrete secret substances into my water and kill […]
Tags: Conspiracies · My Life · Food is like Edible Pornography
I like sushi, I cannot say I love it for I am rarely willing to plunk down 5-8 bucks or more for a few pieces of raw fish and rice. In fact it irks me when eating sushi that I have paid at least a dollar for the piece I am about to take in […]
Tags: Monsey · Conspiracies · Videos · Food is like Edible Pornography
Obesity is creating a booming food economy, so booming that somewhere along the road around 5 years ago, juice became water. Suddenly flavored water, which to me was somewhere between drink and juice became water. Water became too plain and suddenly there were multiple kinds of spruced up waters. I was bothered by the whole […]
Tags: Conspiracies · Food is like Edible Pornography
As you may have noticed I rarely talk about politics on this blog, mainly because I don’t care, and also because my views are so distorted, having worked in politics for both major parties- that I try to steer clear. In fact, I have no idea who I am going to vote for- and will […]
Tags: Conspiracies · News · The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy · Crazy Liberals · Politics
I received this via email and was wondering you folks thought of it. The Rubashkins scandal sucks because I like meat and I don’t want it going up in price- because while I only eat vegetarian during the week, I rely on my free shabbos meals to provide me with the meat I so truly […]
Tags: Conspiracies · Charedim · Lubavitchers · Halachic Rantings · Food is like Edible Pornography
Secular influences on the frum community have reached an all time high. We have tried to stem these influences with bans and chumros, but to no avail. We are losing members to college, jobs and general secular doings that have no place within the frum community. We have tried to ban vegetables, sexual foods, concerts, […]
Tags: Chumras and crazy Bans · Charedim · Conspiracies · Judging your fellow frummy · Halachic Rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy · Politics
My friend called me up and pointed me to Chaptzem Blog- for what I am about to tell you.
I have been wondering when the fine folks from Charedi sects would come up with another ridiculous ban or chumra. I wait patiently every day for another concert ban or takana about washing your vegetables, but […]
Tags: Chumras and crazy Bans · Charedim · News · Conspiracies · Judging your fellow frummy · I like Girls · Food is like Edible Pornography · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Halachic Rantings · Sex