That its forcing Jews together….you see God always has a plan
That Satmars are dating Luabvitchers
Tzioni’s are dating relatives of the Niturei Karta
YCT guys are dating Lakewood Girls
Yeshiva guys are dating older girls
Frummy girls are starting to delve into the food chain and date working guys
Meshichsts are dating Anti Meshichists
Syrians are dating outside of the community
Stern […]
Entries Tagged as 'BT's'
The shidduch crisis is getting so bad…
June 27th, 2008 · 33 Comments
Tags: Lubavitchers · Modern Orthodox · Charedim · Judging your fellow frummy · BT's · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Singles
Frum Satire @ Shemspeed Open Mic Night in Brooklyn
June 26th, 2008 · 30 Comments
A caveat, I totally forgot to post about this and assumed that everyone in the whole world has facebook and therefore some of you may not have known about this.
So last night I got up in front of a live audience for the second time ever and like the last time it was a […]
Tags: Modern Orthodox · Charedim · Ranting · Monsey · Judging your fellow frummy · BT's · Videos · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · I like Girls · Sex
How to tell when BT’s shed their BT status
June 18th, 2008 · 41 Comments
Its been a long time since I came up up with a really good BT post- hope you enjoy!
This post is about real BT’s, not folks like me who grew up watching the A-team on shabbos afternoon when my dad was learning at shul, or my friends who have given up treife food and strip […]
Tags: Yarmulkes · Jewish Geography · Chumras and crazy Bans · Judging your fellow frummy · BT's · Frummies: a satirical exploration
Why women don’t learn gemara
May 29th, 2008 · 97 Comments
I am not trying to beat a dead horse with a stick here- but one of my uh…advertisers needed me to write about something which kind of went along with the post on women wearing pants. So without further ado…
While in yeshiva in Israel I learned several things, besides how to ride my bike through […]
Tags: Charedim · Yeshivish · Serious · Chumras and crazy Bans · Modern Orthodox · I like Girls · BT's · Judging your fellow frummy · Questions?
Shkoyach, Shaloshudos and Yuntiff- sound frummy but make no sense
May 14th, 2008 · 33 Comments
There are three words that are used solely by frummies that are compounded from their normal usages. These are such common words that like many slang terms- they are said to be the actual words- the problem is that many people not inclined to spend time within the frum community- IE many of our BT’s […]
Tags: Modern Orthodox · Charedim · Judging your fellow frummy · BT's · Shull Rants · Frummies: a satirical exploration
Can a drop down menu really categorize every Jew?
May 13th, 2008 · 29 Comments
Please be advised- this post is very long…
Frumster was the inventor of categorizing different frumkeit levels, they came up with the idea that every person within the frum community could categorize their hashkafos with a little drop down menu. Apparently telling someone that you are modern orthodox machmir or shomer mitzvos is not enough anymore. […]
Tags: Charedim · Chumras and crazy Bans · Yarmulkes · Yeshivish · Jewish · Israel · Modern Orthodox · Judging your fellow frummy · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Holidays · Halachic Rantings · Torah and Parsha Musings · BT's · I like Girls · Sex
I went on a BT singles Shabbaton and it was interesting
May 6th, 2008 · 33 Comments
Shabbos Walk! Now that’s a term I haven’t heard in ten years, the last time this term was used in a normal sentence I recall sitting on a hard wooden bench swatting mosquitoes and dipping my undershirt into some magic water that made it look like a ghetto tie-die shirt, in Camp Moshava when I […]
Tags: Modern Orthodox · Judging your fellow frummy · Yeshivish · Jewish Geography · Monsey · BT's · I like Girls · Singles · My Life · Shabbos · Shidduch rantings · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Food is like Edible Pornography
Find my shidduch poem- taken from a frumster profile
May 5th, 2008 · 21 Comments
I met a dude this weekend- that said he wrote a poem and put it on his frumster profile. He gladly gave me permission to post it here. Who knows maybe he will get some dates. Yes its corny and may I say it sucks- sorry Noah, but its clever and funny and he’s […]
Tags: BT's · Yeshivish · I like Girls · Frummies: a satirical exploration · Shidduch rantings · Singles
Pesach is the time for frummies to eat with secular Jews
April 29th, 2008 · 14 Comments
For many in the frum community- Pesach is a time of family, friends and getting close to secular Jews- that they otherwise would rarely have in their homes. In fact Pesach seems to be the only Jewish holiday in which secular Jews celebrate with their religious counterparts at the same meal. On Rosh Hashanah, you […]
Tags: Yarmulkes · Pesach · Jewish · Lubavitchers · Judging your fellow frummy · Holidays · Halachic Rantings · BT's · Food is like Edible Pornography

