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On your most excellent submissions.

As some of you smart commenters have figured out by now, Heshy is dead.

And while myself and Shragi do our best to fill his cold dead shoes, sooo very cold, we are just too lazy to keep the content flowing as chocolatey as he once did.

So I want to thank our recent contributors for their well written, honest pieces that kept some of our stragglers and vampiresesteemed readers entertained and engaged and I want to encourage anyone else that wants to get an interesting piece they’ve written broadcast to our shrinking robust audience to send it right in.

Ehem. That said, unlike our fearless but ice cold dead Heshy who never shied away from controversy with other frum blogs, I am but a humble pussy and really don’t want to get into a real fight with some shidduch blogger to publish your witty and entertaining comment fight you screen-shotted and sent me. I am not denigrating your glorious electronic battles In the least, merely stating that mayhaps an e-missive to Shragi would prove more fruitful as he may yet have the stones of a man astride his loins, whereas I don’t want to get involved in your stupid shit.

We still love each and every one of you, but why not have your fights here in the first place and drive up our traffic with your ceaselesss bickering?

As always, I wish you a beautiful day and a majestic evening, with good cheer and sexual congress for all.

Comments on this entry are closed.

  • What’s this? Share the screenshots, come on!

    Also, I’m not lazy, you lazy bum; I’m busy with my many social obligations:
    Last week I had to sponsor shaleshudes for my great-grandmother’s yurtzeit.
    Two weeks ago I had to drive to Chicago for my nephew’s bar mitzvah.
    Three weeks ago I had to visit my uncle in jail. It was a case of dina d’malchusa dina, his rav paskened l’kula.
    Four weeks ago I started writing a post about how bais yaakov girls are for practice but got distracted by some.
    I’ll be back, fear not.

    • Offthedwannab

      it’s one of these shidduch blogs where she’s a bit of a psycho princess up her own ass.

    • No Text

      “Four weeks ago I started writing a post about how bais yaakov girls are for practice but got distracted by some.”

      Some what?

  • “I am but a humble pussy”

    Be careful of small hands grabbing out of Washington.

  • “Heshy is dead”

    It’s hard to tell the difference between dead and deeply sleep deprived when you’re a new dad.

  • Kumat Me’Brah

    A few days ago I saw Heshy at a local Vons grocery store. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, Oh, like youre doing now?
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
    It was very awkward and just plain weird.—-

    • No Text

      RIP Heshy

      • Kumat Me’Brah

        I pour out a little of my mickeys for him- symbolically. Until he is back on the derech.

  • No Text

    How do we send in a submission? Do you have the frumsatire gmail or is that only the departed Heshy?

    • Definitely send it to frumsatire gmail. Heshy may be departed but he’s still with us.

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