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Satmar Has Solved the Secular Studies Problem

ByShmilka Bernstein

I watched videos of Satmar children participating in make believe demonstrations against Israel. The English accents were excellent, even better than their teachers. Goyim and and so-called Moderner Othodox make fun of chasidisher yeshivos. But look at how much can be learned when there is a purpose and enthusiasm. The hate of fersthunkener ziyonistim is all the motivation needed to draw the pure hearts of children. In Satmar schools, the children learn English, graphics for doing posters, math for quoting statistics, civics for getting permits, weather forecasting to advise those coming to demonstrations whether to bring plastic hat covers, electronics for setting up sound systems, and so on.

And look at those boys throwing eggs. If it wasnt ossur some of those boys could become olympic athletes and great baseball pitchers.

In later grades the best of them become organizers every bit as good as the fancy shmancy modern kids who go to college and waste their time on degrees in international relations, sustainable development, peace studies and loy aleinu, homosexual studies.

Eventually, all those who teach organizing in colleges will borrow our ideas and give them fancy words.

The Board of Education should just approve the Chasidish curriculum. It is just a question of hiring some goyim to write up this chinuch in anti-Zionism with the fancy words that are used in education. Of course, it doesnt hurt to support the politicians who respect religion, or at least respect our votes and campaign contributions.

Yeshiva World posted the videos to make choizek of Satmar. But like Bilam they ended up giving us brochos. Mah Toivie oiholechoh Yakov. Like the Yidden in the midbar, our doiros will be strengthened and will get past those who want to destroy our pure way of life, of only toirah, and only secular to defend toirah and attack tziyoinists.

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  • Serah Bryant August 23, 2016, 3:10 AM

    it really sucks that the reasons the satmar hate israel’s current government is for all the wrong reasons and none of the right ones. forget the apartheid, police state control over palestinians and the sheer lack of empathy for suffering children… no, all that is OK but we can’t do it until moschiach comes!! fuck that noise.

    • Kumat Me'Brah August 31, 2016, 10:50 PM

      Lol just lol @ you…apartheid?? Police state??? Lack of empathy??? Are you Irans minister of propaganda? Or maybe Russia’s?

      Fuck your noise you stupid bitch.

      • Serah Bryant September 15, 2016, 1:51 AM

        Maybe I am working for Iran. Or perhaps you’re living in an echo chamber where you can willingly choose to ignore injustice when it doesn’t affect you, and when your perverted view of reality is threatened, you lash out? Calling me a bitch seems pretty indicative of that kind of self-centered and fear-based mindset. Which seems like the more plausible explanation to you?

        • Kumat Me'Brah September 16, 2016, 12:53 AM

          Jakes on you bitch I have no clue what your babbling on about… Lmfao!! Getting a little hysterical aren’t we?

          • Serah Bryant September 16, 2016, 9:29 AM

            Trying to reason with a fool, yes, I guess the “jakes on me”.

            • Kumat Me'Brah September 16, 2016, 10:00 AM

              Did you know that what you are talking about is limited by your false sense of reality? Maybe if you studied just a little bit harder while in school you wouldnt be blinded by these fallacies that have cast a cloud over your judgment. I once knew a guy like you who had everything he could ever want but in the end it meant nothing, because he never knew his true place in the grand scheme of things. Im not trying to tell you how to live your life but, honestly sweetheart I think its time you stepped down off of your high horse and looked life square in the eyes.

  • Chaim Danzinger August 30, 2016, 1:42 AM

    It doesn’t bother you that they are anti-Zionist, you just hate them because they represent a brand of Judaism that makes you feel bad. Go jack off to the Jew York Times and pictures of Hillary Clinton.

    • Kumat Me'Brah August 31, 2016, 10:52 PM

      I wouldn’t mind pounding out huma.

      • Chaim Danzinger September 5, 2016, 9:00 PM

        huma is a dyke like the women who post on this blog cause their butthurt Judaism isn’t secular liberalism

  • Spinning Ballerina September 13, 2016, 12:22 PM

    Did you hear Shmarya is apparently dead? Lost his website and e-mails to his address bounce back undelivered.

    Maybe he and Heshy are in bloggers’ hell.

  • kabir singh March 23, 2018, 1:07 PM

    Did you hear Shmarya is apparently dead? Lost his website and e-mails to his address bounce back undelivered.

  • kabir singh March 23, 2018, 1:09 PM

    Thanks, Shlomo. I, like Ignorant Avi, love saying things that make sense.

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