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Advice to Politicians After NY Jewish Vote

All these klutzes and yentes rushing to NY for votes certainly have campaign staff doing Wikipedia research on Jews and how to get their vote.

Thus we get Cruz baking matzah

Cruz Banking Matzah

Hillary will probably visit New Square to pardon a few more of their criminals for their vote and Trump will say that he’s going to republish The Art of the Deal and call it The Shtick of the Handel.

But all these politicians should take a quick listen to the inimitable Shmuel Kunda for some political advice:

And Bernie Sanders should take some advice from Kunda as well: he should have stopped at de Blasio’s office for a token before trying to ride the subway.



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  • danieltb April 8, 2016, 9:08 PM

    Did they kasher him with a blowtorch first? I think that’s how they do it right?

    • Shragi April 9, 2016, 9:46 PM

      That’s how they would have done it if, instead of visiting a Chabad matzah bakery, he had visited a Satmar one.

      • danieltb April 9, 2016, 11:23 PM

        Yeah, I thought the traditions could vary.

    • David Brainerd December 12, 2016, 4:36 AM

      Don’t worry, none of his boogers ended up in the matzah because he ate them all.

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