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Customs for the menuvalim this holiday.

Merry ChanOOka.

The following customs apply during this festive week.

  1. We call viagra pills “dreidels” since by both we say nes gadol hayah sham.
  2. Some are makpid to use massage oil before intimate moments. For those who are careful to wrap, remember that olive oil may affect latex. Use kosher lube and a segulah ring.
  3. Hipster menuvalim go to sexy cosplay conventions dressed up as Judith and Judah Maccabee. Judith does teshuva for her tryst with Holofernes by giving him head. It’s obscure, you probably wouldn’t understand it.

Seasons Greetings from Porn4Jews.

Long lasting

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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