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The Danger of Coming from a Chassidishe Home

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Dear Berish,

Don’t worry about it, really, you’ll be fine.

Enjoy,

Shragi

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  • zibble July 18, 2014, 2:55 PM

    Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns. Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns. Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns.

    Oops, sorry God…

    Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns. Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns. Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns. Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns.

    Uhh, damn it all!!!!!!!!

    • A. Nuran July 31, 2014, 2:53 PM

      OK. Reset. Think of your ancient and venerable rabbi in a skimpy nightgown. And high heels. And fishnet stockings. Now that you are gouging your eyes out with a grapefruit spoon you will not be thinking of teenage girls.

      You’re welcome.

  • G*3 July 18, 2014, 3:14 PM

    Serve Hashem b’simcha *despite* what happened? He should be serving Hashem b’simcha *because* of what happened, and hoping that Hashem is similarly kind to him in the future.

    Though it is a little odd that this kid is so turned on by the image of a couple of girls in their pajamas, especially since one of them is his sister. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

    Where is this from?

    • Shragi July 18, 2014, 3:30 PM

      Mishpacha Rag.

    • A. Nuran July 18, 2014, 3:44 PM

      He’s thirteen and repressed. The sight of a bare chicken leg probably makes him spill seed.

      • piggy July 31, 2014, 2:10 PM

        probably was chicken pajamas then.

  • Yaakov July 18, 2014, 3:25 PM

    What made me laugh was that in one community I was in b’simcha was a euphemism for being gay.

  • Anonymous July 24, 2014, 10:16 PM

    Wonder how he would react if he saw is future wife naked. He just might explode.

    • piggy July 31, 2014, 2:13 PM

      At the sight of her uncovered hair.

  • piggy July 31, 2014, 2:09 PM

    The more you are b’simcha the less these thoughts will distract you?
    Basar veyayin all the way baby… woo hoo …. it’s a pirates life for me

  • Rebbizzel July 19, 2016, 1:38 AM

    What I think charedi porn would be like:

    “I’ve been such a mirshaas how do I do teshuva?”
    *uncovers elbows*
    “Well, rivka chana, I think a mirshaas like you needs yissurim”
    *proceeds to take out the wrong coin*
    *guy loses zera*

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