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Sheitle machers offer discount blow jobs

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shietle macher blow jobI’m kind of giddy over the numerous pictures that are going around featuring advertisements for sheitle machers offering $30 blow jobs. Kind of reminds me of the first time I heard about the cholov yisroel milk company called Golden Flow and the frum mommy blog called In The Pink, or even those sephardic cookies that go by the name of kaak. It’s nice to know that there are a small percentage of people that are clueless about modern day sexual terminology. Kind of like that time this older frum lady I knew kept writing the word “cum” on my facebook wall.

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  • A Housewife

    Yeah, you know… with cleaning for Pesach and whatnot, things are busy, the house is turned upside-down, and the $30 Bajas, well, it’s a little something for the guys and it puts less stress on the mommies to please the tatties. Just a little something, that’s all.

    It’s one less thing for mommy to have to worry about 2 weeks before Pesach is all I’m saying. Here tatty, here’s some cash, get yourself a nice Baja when you drop my Sheitle off. Just don’t leave Ruchie in the minivan by herself, and please pleeeease don’t forget we need some more Fantastic. If they don’t have Fantastic you can get 409 or Ajax but I really prefer the Fantastic, honey. Ok? Ok. RUCHIIIIEEEE!!!! Come here, stop watching Uncle Moishy, tatty’s gonna take you for a ride for a little while. Here’s your Sour Sticks.

    • Ha!

      Nice

  • Mark

    Talk about full-service!

  • Tatty

    Best. Nisan. Ever.

  • http://www.frumsatire.net Heshy Fried

    I wouldn’t pay $30

    • Alter Cocker

      You better find someone other than Malkie, then.

      The first time is 30, it goes up after that.

  • Anonymous

    ummm, you do realize that this is fake (hence the lack of a phone number or address) …

    • tesyaa

      It’s been redacted to protect Malkie’s identity :)

  • Ari Gold

    Big week! The kinda week that you will remember your whole life. It’s like the week that you got your first blowjob. You remember that week?

  • sam

    very funny but i know first hand that this was made up

  • Stuart
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