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The things that lead to mixed dancing

what leads to mixed dancing
Thank you to Rachmuna Litzlon for providing this helige piece of teirah.
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  • Dave March 25, 2014, 11:04 AM

    I love this

  • Chaim Danzinger March 25, 2014, 12:32 PM

    Hey but some of those things are asur. what is going on this site.

  • Anonymous March 25, 2014, 1:08 PM

    Purim at #Brandeis!!!

  • Observer March 25, 2014, 3:22 PM

    Thanks! I already knew all of that, but it is convenient to have it so neatly diagrammed. Of course, I’m sure you know that one was omitted, but it was probably intentional, in order to keep this a family-friendly website.

  • Alter Cocker March 25, 2014, 4:38 PM

    Wearing pants leads to not wearing pants.

    • Alter Cocker March 27, 2014, 12:48 PM

      I’ll interpret is as “if you allow women to wear pants, the next step is they’ll just go around naked, i.e. no pants.”

  • P March 26, 2014, 5:46 AM

    @abe@anuran theres a reason why self hating jews like you guys are the ones busy commenting back and forth on a website while the rest of the frum world is busy taking care of there familys get your life together and feel good about yourselves because right now u sound so depressing

    • Abe March 26, 2014, 6:09 AM

      Can you say “hypocrisy”?

    • Anonymous March 26, 2014, 6:44 AM

      You need a mirror.

    • Anonymous March 26, 2014, 8:21 AM

      and what are you doing right now caveman?

  • walt kovacs March 26, 2014, 6:50 AM

    this is not satire

    this is cynicism

    and the cynical mind is one that is prone to aveirahs

    REPENT

    • Abe March 26, 2014, 7:35 AM

      Again… Hypocrisy! Religion is all about hypocrisy.

      • Anonymous March 26, 2014, 8:21 AM

        love dem cavemen

        • Abe March 26, 2014, 8:24 AM

          troglodytes

  • A. Nuran March 26, 2014, 8:57 AM

    Wait. I thought strawberries led to raft building which led to just one dishwasher.

  • SH March 26, 2014, 9:52 AM

    This is classic. One of the best FS posts ever. My favorite part is that wearing pants leads to not wearing pants.

  • Elke March 26, 2014, 12:57 PM

    The secret is everything does. Thank you for giving me a good laugh!

  • Anonymous March 26, 2014, 8:08 PM

    My son always says that his coed day school has only two fears mixed dancing and peanut butter (the taboo of today’s schools because of allergies). He claims that every one of their school rules can be traced back to one of these two things, and most come down to that they may lead to mixed dancing. So naturally I got a kick out of this and will have to share it with him. (Uh Oh, then he might realize his mom’s a self hater!

    • A. Nuran March 26, 2014, 8:15 PM

      The question is how you can combine the two in an ORIGINAL way.

  • Nesya March 27, 2014, 8:54 AM

    lol i see the martians made it to the chart

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