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The most disgusting Jewish lyrics ever

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deli kasbah moshiachI’m not the one who found this, that award goes to Areyeh S. who made me aware of such things. Whether it’s disgusting or not can be a debate, but my sick mind which has been polluted by the internet, women’s faces in the media, and all the child molestation scandals of recent years can be to blame. Change those Moshiach lyrics to the latest Kolko or your local convicted rebbe sex offender and you have one sick song.

Artist: Country Yossi

Album: Greatest Hits

From the Jewish lyric blog

 

So you want to know who’s gonna bring Moshiach?

Well I’ll tell you, I’ll tell you.

It’s not gonna be the business man,

Or the wealthy man or the famous man. Oh no.

 

It’s gonna be the little kinderlanch,

The little, little, little, kinderlach.

It’s gonna be the little kinderlach,

Who’ll make Moshiach come. (x2)

 

The little boy who goes to Yeshiva,

And learns Hashem’s Torah,

To understand,

He’ll make him come.

 

The little girl who sings Birchas Hamozon,

And says every word,

WIth holy Kavana,

She’ll make him come.

 

It’s gonna be the little kinderlanch,

The little, little, little, kinderlach.

It’s gonna be the little kinderlach,

Who’ll make Moshiach come. (x2)

 

The little boy who wears his tallis kattan,

And kisses his tzitizis,

When he says the Shema,

He’ll make him come.

 

The little girl who davens each morning,

And gives her allowance,

Away for tzdoka

She’ll make him come.

 

It’s gonna be the little kinderlanch,

The little, little, little, kinderlach.

It’s gonna be the little kinderlach,

Who’ll make Moshiach come. (x2)

 

The little boy who stays in shul,

And stands with his father,

To listen to the torah,

He’ll make him come.

 

The little girl who goes every Shabbos,

To visit the sick,

And the lonely old people,

She’ll make him come.

 

It’s gonna be the little kinderlanch,

The little, little, little, kinderlach.

It’s gonna be the little kinderlach,

Who’ll make Moshiach come. (x2)

  • http://www.rapidrepairsnj.com elly miller

    has anyone else realized that the tune for 1-877-kars-4-kids is sung to this tune?

    • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:DRosenbach DRosenbach

      Country Yossi’s voice can be heard singing the jingle for car donations for Heritage for the Blind. I called in to receive confirmation, but they kept me on hold for too long.

      I wonder if they’re connected.

  • http://thoughtsofasj.blogspot.com SJ

    I hate kars 4 kids song I want to knock flat whoever wrote it.

    • Alter Cocker

      Same. I sometimes listen to WFAN and it plays constantly.

  • Help find a song

    There is a naughty jewish song. I can’t find it anywhere and I don’t know its name.

    One lyric goes:
    “You’re the lox, I’m the bagel, and you make my cream cheese squirt”

    please help

    • Izzy

      I know the song about the lox and the bagel. It’s called “Faigy, you make me pop a shproingel”. I have a copy of the MP3. :-D

  • Anonymous

    Ha lol, I’m the guy who made the Kars 4 Kids ad, and no one ever put this together, but it’s actually based on this song. (I’m not bullshitting you, I produced and played that annoying, but effective ad)