by Frum Satire
on February 12, 2013
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Zionist season has begun.
I believe he heads the Tznius Squad.
Now if they only made camouflage bekishes!!
They don’t…. but they do make them with built-in holsters =P
B-b-b-bad to the bone
Cha-b-b-b-bad to the bone
“You in the blue shirt – put your hands up!”
If there is someone jewish reading this and is against ownership of firearms, I respectfully request that you gas yourself with zyklon-b.
i’m sure all 6 million jews who were killed in the holocaust were against personal gun ownership before the shaoah happened.
Sounds like you have an ambitious solution to the Final Solution! I gather you are a Holocaust intellect. Then go arm your Patriot self, your wife, and children.
When will people realize that the pen (First Amendment) is mightier than the sword (Second Amendment)? Weapons mean little without free speech and democracy.
Tell that to all of the unarmed Jews cowering in fear in the face of unrestrained mobs chanting “Kill the Jews” in Crown Heights on August 19, 20, 21 & 22 of 1991, as the mobs bashed in their doors and windows, and beat them bloody in the streets, while the great all-powerful heroic Jewish “organizations” issued press releases from their Manhattan offices “demanding” that something be done.
And the progressive mayor decided that “demonstration control” should be used by the NYPD instead of “riot control” (which began only on August 22).
Are you serious? Jews with guns in CH shooting down a few enraged African Americans would have only been met by a race war or Rodney King-like riot. But boy, we taught them!
Perhaps you think the heroic Jewish organizations should have urged Jews with weapons to take to the streets and defend CH with force. Ultimately these are unpredicable situations (the riots) where nut jobs like Al Sharpton and terrorist groups like Kahane Chai could fan the flames (a member of which killed multitudes of Muslims praying in a Hebron mosque). I assume you have a weapon and common sense…Zai Gazunt.
My earlier post was related to the post by SJ who implied that if Jews had weapons they could have prevented the Holocaust. Pea-shooters against Panzers didn’t stop the Polish or french armies from being rolled over by the Nazis.
It is obvious that Izzy is a bookworm who does not understand the bully mentality.
Bullies don’t wanna work hard they want someone easy to pick on. Arm up and bullies like rioters for example, go elsewhere for their punching bags.
I never said that guns would PREVENT the holocaust but it would be interesting to speculate on how much loss of innocent life could have been MITIGATED and how many more nazis could have been killed. It would be interesting to speculate what woulda happen if the european jews had a fighter’s chance.
I’m sorry for submitting it in the most offensive language possible, it was meant to try to make idiots understand, but I only mean to submit that being pro-personal firearm is tantamount to being pro-jewish and pro innocent person in general and anti-criminal.
One further question, was Giliad Shalit packing heat the moment he was kidnapped by arabs?
Izzy, you have prejudiced and simplistic views of both Jews and African Americans.
First of all, I was not speaking of patrols by Kach nuts. I was speaking about the terrified and terrorized HOMEOWNERS having SOME means of defending themselves when 3 or 4 thugs (NOT the whole Black community) enter their homes, and the 911 operator tells them “sorry, can’t help you.”. I suggest you read the Girgenti Report instead of progressive drivel.
Prejudiced views of Jews and African Americans? Look at what you wrote and please confirm if you are calling the kettle black. How did unrestrained mobs (your words) turn into 3-4 thugs? Pleae make sure your weapons are properly locked and secure.
the next time jew haters start going ape shit again I hope they go to Izzy’s house first because he is such an anti-gun smartass.
SJ…Most Jew Haters aren’t using guns to attack Jews in America. They are using their words and that’s why it’s important for you to be similarly armed. My whole point. Instead, we argue.
Look, if I lived in Israel, I would own a weapon. Most of my cousins who live there do for obvious reasons.
dude look at the national debt. If you think weimar republic can’t happen here look at the way the federal government wastes trillions of dollars.
A completely devalued and emasculated U.S. dollar can in no way be good for the jews’ physical safety.
In any case, after one holocaust already happened, failure for every jew on earth to keep a gun and some ammo in the back just in case has the potential to make the jews both history and the laughing stock of history.
Despite liberal mind-programing, being pro-gun AAAAND for that matter pro fiscally-conservative are very pro-jewish opinions, in my opinion.
Don’t buy into the Tea Party whining economy crap. Weimar Republic…..give it a break. This is a f’kn democracy…use your vote or leave America to a place you think is better. None of the stuff you’re strutting is original. It’s paranoid Patriot regurgitate.
Blame everyone else…look try to work harder than 90% of the people who are out there and you can write your own ticket. Look, I understand if you are a college kid and have no job prospect….just work harder than everyone else.
Tea party whining crap?
– according to Gallup Payroll to Population poll, less than half of the country works full time
– things like food rent and gas ain’t gettin cheaper
– even China is gettin sick of buying U.S. debt.
I plan on leaving the liberal district I live in where tnx to libs half the ppl don’t speak inglie and going to the REAL america where people are allowed guns to defend themselves.
Oh and I do work and I am in school for some more job training tyvm for your advice dumb ass.
SJ, Tea Party whining Crap…yep. Try northern Idaho; I have friends there but if you are Jewish, I suspect you will not feel at home. I find it humorous that you are such a good citizen and that you don’t own a weapon in a non-weapon community. Is it common for liberals to go inspect homes for guns in your neighborhood? You know anything about buying guns? All you have to do is go to a gun show, maybe show a drivers license, and demonstrate you are kosher and surreptitiously carry your weapon in a box into your home. What’s the big deal? People do it all the time. If it’s that important for you to feel secure and protect our fellow Jews, then do it. Stop blogging with an old man dumb ass about it. Us old people rely on smart kids like you. No hard feelings.
Good Shabbos and good fortune.
I was thinking more along the lines of Texas which has the best gun freedom.
If I am jewish …. roflmao buddy that ship has saaaaaaailed in like 2010 or something only reason I do not formally convert to Christianity is I still live at home although my parents would let me have my religious freedom it would still be weird 2 religions in one roof.
And yes where I live if a gun is discovered my ass will get arrested.
I lived in south Louisiana and in Texas before. People very nice and cordial. Don’t know much about Judiasm except that they like Israel so they can be saved..translation…lot of reborns and Evangelical types. Too many ignorant people for me…but very friendly superficially. Lots of guns…you’ll be happy. not too many Jews and they don’t generally like people from the northeast. of course, I’m stereotyping again..but I lived there and happy to be a Jew in SoCal with no guns.
The Jews of Crown Heights faced multiple perils those four nights and three days: 1) Walking the streets, where they faced beeing beaten bloody (and robbed) by hundreds of rioters, in which instances YOU ARE RIGHT – firearms would have done them no good. Fighting a mob is a losing proposition.
BUT ALSO (and this is what I was referring to – but you missed my point): 2) While the mobs of hundreds rampaged through the streets, during the anarchy (while David Dinkins and Lee Brown had the police standing down and 911 was swamped and overwhelmed), individal Jewish homes by the dozens had their doors and windows smashed in as breakaway groups of individual thugs helped themselves to a little Jew-robbing and Jew-beating, in which case having a firearm in the home could have helped Jews defend their homes, family and property. Generally, thugs and hoodlums LEAVE and go somewhere else when faced with a homeowner pointing a gun at them. Most thugs are cowards.
And, by the way, I have no weapons. I’m a Jewish New Yorker (we can’t have weapons, dogs, Volkswagons, or Mercedeses).
And I’m one of the few people who stood in-line at city hall to get a copy of the Girgente Report when it came out (It’s outrageous that the majority of Jews haven’t read this document of the worst pogrom in modern US history).
I have no problem with Jews, Christians, Mulims, atheists or any mentally stable American owning weapons and I support the 2nd Amendment. I have gone shooting at ranges over the past year with fellow Chabadniks and enjoy shooting. They tell me I am amazingly accurate. Yet, I choose not to own a weapon. Why? I think I live in a realtively safe area (LA) and I question whether I need to defend myself from a tyrannical American government (what a crock of BS). I also fear that I would quickly grab a weapon and not act rationally when confronted in a hostile situation that might be easily resolved with the hardwood bat beneath my bed. As strange as this sounds, I actually feel safer not having a weapon….I mean a gun. If you can imagine this whole discussion started with a Holocaust hypotehtical and evolved to me being labeled as soemthing I’m not, it simply reflects what I consider the great problem of blogs…people are quickly pigeon holed.
Funny that you don’t even own a weapon but we both support our right to do so. I will never buy a German car and apparently, neither will you. So what’s the argument?
I live in an anti-gun district myself so tnx to liberals i’m unarmed T.T as soon as I am economically able to do so I do intend to move to a gun state and I trust that I RESPECT HUMAN LIFE enough to only use a gun in situations where my life is threatened.
So just curious, what’s the number of murders caused by guns per annum in this area? Have you seen DHS brownshirts massing near your neighborhood. You don’t have to answer these questions.
Because someone somewhere, like Obama’s gangbanger voters in Chicago for example, does something inhuman with a gun, does not take away the right of innocent people to defend themselves with a gun.
Secondly your own city LA has been the site of nazi demonstrations the past few years.
Third, guess what dude, there’s still people in the USA who don’t like the jews.
It would be very prudent for all jews and all innocent people to own guns and ammo. Especially for a jew to be against gun ownership is to be pro-suicide one of these days hence my purposefully offensive comment to try to get idiots to understand “plz gas yourself.”
Then get a gun…..you are entitled to your own opinion….several years ago, a person shot two children from our Reform shul at an LA JCC camp that we belonged to for a while….he also killed a minority mailman. Me having a gun would have made no difference as the dude ran away immediately. Being armed is only good if you are at the right place at the right time. More often then not, guns are not associated with hate crimes but with careless people who are not mature and disciplined and let their emotions rely on it to solve problems that might be easily solved otherwise. This is America and I won’t buy into your mindset that Jews better arm themselves for the new Neo-Nazi pogroms…..it’s just a piece of fiction you have bought into.
Oh really? How could 2 kids get shot up in LA where no guns are allowed? Could it be because criminals don’t follow rules and that’s why they are criminals?
I bet the parents of these two kids are both anti-gun liberals bein from California. I bet your whole damn JCC are anti-gun liberals.
Where were the police? Could it be that When seconds count, police are minutes away? I bet the shooter could have unloaded the whole gun on these kids and got away and there’s nothing that all you anti-gun pussies or the police could have done about it.
And here we stumble on one important truth:
The role of the police is NOT to defend the citizenry. The role of the police is INVESTIGATIVE —–AFTER—– a crime has happened.
It’s almost as if anti-gun liberalism is complicit with the shooter in getting these kids killed.
Wouldn’t it be better if responsible adults all over carried guns so that somebody who tries to shoot kids wouldn’t succeed and wouldn’t make it out alive?
If an adult was packing heat over there at the JCC and used it in legitimate self defense to protect these two kids, he would still be arrested. That’s the way gun control works, that’s another reason why gun control is morally bankrupt, and it’s why I don’t bother with a gun where I live.
If I use a gun in LEGIT self defense, my ass will STILL get arrested no questions asked. That shit ain’t right. Thanks libs.
Now, I never said a threat to the jews was imminent, but it would be very prudent for jews to keep a gun in the back juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust in case and BE TRAINED on how to use it. You never know if and when the powder keg will explode. It could be 10 years, or 50 years, or 100 years, and yes it could (hopefully) be never.
It can also be for protection from ordinary crime not even a pogrom type of thing.
Better to be ready than be stupid if and when the time comes. I bet the jews in 1930s Europe wished they had guns. Too late bitches!!!!!!
LA is not a gun free area. I can go buy a gun tomorrow at any gun shop after clearing a routine background check. I could also get a gun from a gun-loving friend who has offered to let me borrow one of his. Out of the many Holocaust survivors from my family that moved to the US, not one ever felt the need to have a gun. Yet, out of two survivors who moved to Israel, both were in the Israeli army (one was a woman) and most of their children have locked weapons in their home. Circumstance defines the need, especially when you are surrounded by Arab countries who do not want you there.
SJ, if you want a weapon because you want to be prepared for the eventual confrontation…go for it! Buy it and forget about it until you absolutely need it. One of my far off relatives from Poland was a resistance fighter and fought with the Russians. He did horrible things to Nazi families he hunted down after the war (he later regretted them and would not discuss details). I think you are a bit too obsessed with this whole gun thing and recommend you rethink. If you want to protect your fellow Jews, you would do it best by doing an Aliyah in Israel and join the IDF.
A gun is always ideal in the eventuality of a criminal who will NOT LET YOU CALL POLICE.
We now stumble on another important truth that needs to be driven into the heads of anti-gun nuts. CRIMINALS DON’T LET VICTIMS CALL POLICE.
Me defending jews? forget it bro on top of that when I do become Christian formally Right of Return will not apply to me which I am ok with because Jesus said it’s better to not be in Israel in the last days cause times are gonna be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
In a couple of years I’ll hopefully be able to move to a gun state and leave anti-gun nuts to fend for themselves.
Don’t believe those Jesus fairy tales.
>> firearms would have done them no good
maybe thats y u need those big scaaary assault rifles. XD
really that’s the most badass gun they could come up with? a long M16. only the jobnikim in the Israeli army have those.
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