The Rabbi Douche Effect
“Hey. So and so became a Rabbi 4 months ago and he’s starting to be a douche to everyone except his groupies and kiruv projects.”
“I see… Is he brown-nosing the rich guys yet?”
“Ok. I’d say we’re at a class 3. We probably caught this in time.
“Yeah probably open-hand.”
“I’ll bring along the class 4 nutpuncher just in case.”
And in case you’re wondering, I just got f’d over by one of these self serving asshats. I’m not going to go into details because I gave the guy my name but motherfucker!- just because someone called you rabbi doesn’t mean you have to stop pretending to be a human being. That game has to go on your whole life. You didn’t do anything special. You didn’t invent anything or revolutionize anything. You learned a little choshen mishpat and didn’t hit molest anyone as an NCSY leader. Your job is funded by community guilt. That means you are a public servant. Wake the fuck up.