It must suck to be a Cohen who’s divorced with kids
In my campaign to bring goodness to the world I’ve agreed to post any shidduch resume that gets sent to me, the following is from a divorcee with children who happens to be a Cohen. Being a Cohen has it’s pluses, you have a perfectly good excuse to ask the shadchan about the girls and you’ll get a lot of free barbeque in a few thousand years from now. The downside is that you have to lead benching quite a bit, get that darned first aliyah and may have a pretty tough time finding a girl over the age of 30 who isn’t considered slut halachically. Now enter into this picture the halachically sanctioned double standard of the divorced cohen, that guy who has the gall not to marry divorcee’s or zona’s.
Now if I were a divorced cohen, I would have the kickest ass shidduch resume there is, which is why I’m quite bothered by the shidduch resume that follows. It is incomplete according to my wife, but my quick judgements brought me to believe that this fellow was just one boring ass guy. Based on who our mutual friends are on Facebook, I have to be dan l’kaf z’chus and assume that this fellow is super awesome and just doesn’t have anyone to show him the art of shidduch resume writing. For instance he doesn’t write anything about his interests or what he wants in a mate, there is basically more information on who to contact than about who to set him up with, basically it’s the most boring lame shidduch resume one can come up with. Sounds like the scourge of the yeshivish dating process coming to bat.He is a good looking dude (if I saw him on my jaunts to grindr, I’d pick him up) and his kids are cute.
Moshe Morrison – 09/15/83 I am a Cohen
Previously Married 2 Children- Son 6 Daughter 4
Father-Rabbi Yerachmiel Morrison(Director, Ingredients Approval Registry at the Orthodox Union)
Mother- Chaya Yona Morrison
Siblings- Rachel Simchi(Married Eyal Simchi- pedodontist. They have four kids)
Yehuda Morrison (Married Bayla Hassan- Esthetician/Beautician. They have 3 kids)
Shoshana Katz (Married Ruvein Katz- Oorah. They have 3 kids)
Aryeh Morrison- Single, Bais Medrash 4th year.
Hair Color: Light Brown
Eye Color: Green
I am a Non-Smoker
Education: Some College, High School: Y.R.S.R.H, Elementary School: Y.S.V
Shul’s: Bais Yosef, Bostener, Blueberry, Chabad
Work: Director, Kosher Foods-Fairway Markets.
I am Modern Orthodox with Ashkenazi background. I’m shy, sensitive and caring. I enjoy the outdoors and playing sports. I am looking for a girl who enjoys life, is outgoing, motivated and who will help me grow as a person and build a strong relationship.
Many more references available upon request.
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