Frum Massage ad on Craigslist:
You heard of Swedish Massage and Thai Massage, but do you know Frum Massage? So asks an ad on Craigslist in the five towns area where you can get your “challah dough” kneaded by local yentas. For an extra mi sheberach tip, you can get some extra services — apparently these are about comparable to the hand, mouth, and full options you can find in spas elsewhere. I’m not sure if Michelle Bachman is part of the package — but then again, the photos on these ads are usually fake.