Obama is now officially pro-gay marriage – RIP America!

The following is a not a joke, some people actually think this….

I have said before and I’ll say it again, this country is going straight down into the toilet. We have tried to legalize every illegitimate lifestyle under the sun that is clearly banned in the Torah which all people hold by, or should hold by, but don’t realize all the shiva mitzvah halachos they are breaking. We need to educate these poor immoral liberal neshamas on the proper way for them to serve Hashem. Instead of mitzvah tanks and mivztayom it’s high time that Chabad went out and started to make goyim into shiva mitzvah benei noach baalei teshuva, maybe then they will understand why legalizing gay marriage is worse than legalizing murder, marijuana and bestiality combined. 

First they want to be recognized in their false marriages and now they want to change the meaning of marriage. Do you know how much money that would cost? Suddenly, all dictionaries and any other document that explains that marriage is a union between a man and a woman would have to be destroyed because God forbid someone prius driving yuppie picks up an old dictionary on the sale rack at Crate and Barrel and get’s offended at the old definition of marriage, before it was perverted.

Don’t even get me started on the fact that gay marriage isn’t the end goal of these sicko’s. I’m pretty sure you would all agree that someone is going to want to marry their dog next…what then? Bestiality is disgusting and 100% assur, yet that’s where we are headed. Anyone who could succumb to their taiva’s like gay sex, could naturally be dragged down to further spiritual lows and want to lay with cows and other farmhouse animals. You may say I’m being a fool, but we must fight this scourge of marriage inequality that could take place should this go through. Gays may end up getting special treatment and the real marriages may end up being called unions or something of the sort.

It’s so simple to control your assur lusts, just because I want to eat treife, doesn’t mean I just go around eating treife. Just because you think you cannot marry or fall in love because of your assur taiva’s, doesn’t mean it should be allowed. I have no idea how it became such a big deal, even in San Francisco there aren’t that many gays, besides these people seem to choose a different lifestyle every day and marriage may ruin the freedom of obligation the gay community currently enjoys.

 

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  • Anonymous

    see kooloytoyra (gay hamon gog)

  • anon

    excessive secularism is killing america though

    • U avi

      Ignorant comment ^

  • marty

    i LOLed irl

  • A. Nuran

    You should get a gig on FotM – Focus on the Mespucha :)

  • Joseph Eckstein

    Are chickens considered farmhouse animals?

  • A. Nuran

    You should get a gig on FotM – Focus on the Meshpucha :)

  • Abe AW

    If my wife was Michele I would also approve Gay Marriage. Lol

    • A. Nuran

      As if you’d ever get within half a mile of a woman without Roofies

  • http://twitter.com/byepluto David Lerner

    Obvious trolling by Heshy is obvious.

  • Dan

    Whats with the disclaimer in front? You are afraid people will take it seriously and think you’re a jerk? Since when has that bothered you?

    • Isaac

      He isn’t completely indifferent to what people think, particularly liberal, not so religious/OTD types. God forbid he support Torah principles.

      Listen, it’s arguably not a good idea for Jews to be involved with dictating Jewish values to the world, but there is no way that same sex marriage can be considered consistent with Judaism. Those who think it’s a bad idea are 100% correct.

  • BZ

    So wait, it’s worse than bestiality, but should be stopped because it could lead to bestiality?

  • JWilliam

    I am not Jewish however I support Israel and the United States support for them in the world.
    So who can answer why the latest pole shows 61% of Jews in the US will vote for the Obama for president? Hasn’t he proverd that he is not a supporter of Israel. Remember he will have more flexibility after the election to do what he wants which will be drop support for Israel and permit Iran to obtain nuclear weapons. This is the man that is negotiating with Iran, negotiating with The Muslim Brotherhood and giving them 1.5 billlion dollars in aid with no strings attached. What is wrong with the Jews in Amercia?

  • Isaac

    “So who can answer why the latest pole shows 61% of Jews in the US will vote for the Obama for president? Hasn’t he proverd that he is not a supporter of Israel.”

    There are a lot of uncle Toms amongst our people, but many of them have some excuses, as they weren’t raised to value Judaism as children, since their parents were already very assimilated. For many of them Israel as a state has little meaning for them, since their Judaism has little meaning.

    Jews tend towards liberalism, which may partly reflect a tendency towards (sometimes misguided) compassionate stances on social issues. This tendency tends to be intertwined, however, with active flouting of traditional values, and their own religion, so sometimes these stances are done with the active purpose of flouting their own religon.

    Negating the right for Israel to defend itself is probably part of the same phenomenon. I think it stems probably from two causes amongst these Jews: (1) Judaism is not enough of an active part of their life for them to care about the fate of the millions of Jews living in Israel and (2) they want to prove so much that they are not “elitist” or whatever (for daring to assert that the Jewish people should defend their homeland) that they will cast their vote with policies that ultimately undermine Israel’s security.

    It’s also likely that they like Obama for whatever other reasons that Israel is simply low on the priority list for them. There’s some logic to this: it’s arguably preferable for a country to preferentially vote based on its own domestic issues (which Obama’s f’ing up on, but I digress) and relegate foreign policies issues to somewhat lower on the priority list.

  • StandUpAgainstIdiots

    It must be exhausting to be such a close-minded dumb ass. But don’t worry, I will Pray for you.

  • Kevin

    Wow. That was painful to read. Marrying man to man includes two human beings with the ability to sign a marriage contract. Sorry, dogs can’t. Not at all leading to bestiality.